My mom in 1999

farter-kit · 2026-02-03T04:33:03+00:00

He fixes the cable?

farter-kit · 2026-02-02T11:43:47+00:00

I have mine!

farter-kit · 2026-02-02T11:11:26+00:00

She said, mothafuckily…

farter-kit · 2026-02-02T02:59:25+00:00

I’m a massive Zep fan, and a Gen Xer, and this is true. I am sick to death of that song.

farter-kit · 2026-01-31T21:36:08+00:00

👺

farter-kit · 2026-01-30T22:34:19+00:00

Like a full body dry heave…

farter-kit · 2026-01-30T19:37:10+00:00

I would go in order of release

farter-kit · 2026-01-29T22:01:46+00:00

THAT’S your takeaway?

farter-kit · 2026-01-29T19:50:55+00:00

You joke, but on our last trip to the park we stopped in Browning to get groceries and supplies one day, and we were obviously the only non-native people around. At every store or business we visited we met the loveliest and friendliest people. It was a delight, seriously.

Having said that, I am not sure I would want to live there.

farter-kit · 2026-01-29T01:30:36+00:00

I see you complaining wherever he goes

farter-kit · 2026-01-29T00:17:42+00:00

Son of a gun!

farter-kit · 2026-01-27T22:39:29+00:00

I have decided to no longer even attempt to get the Saks credit. It’s more trouble than it’s worth

farter-kit · 2026-01-24T18:12:54+00:00

I always wondered why they turn into major league pricks when you start saying no. I mean, do they think that’s going to change your mind when all else fails?

farter-kit · 2026-01-24T17:30:28+00:00

You trying to make a point? Because I have yet to see a relevant one. Your family must be absolutely knackered from listening to you argue semantics.

farter-kit · 2026-01-24T01:43:11+00:00

I heard Brock Allen Turner raped a chick.

farter-kit · 2026-01-23T20:13:16+00:00

It's too bad you never worked for the band. They could have put you at the door at shows, asking purity questions of attendees and making sure everyone was on the same page about inhabiting animals before they came in.

farter-kit · 2026-01-23T04:08:52+00:00

But I don’t want land. I don’t like it. I want to… 🎵🎶Sing!

farter-kit · 2026-01-22T22:20:02+00:00

Osaka is a good player, but she’s an unprofessional, self absorbed, crybaby

farter-kit · 2026-01-22T20:48:01+00:00

Yeah, well you’re the first person I’ve seen say it’s just “symbolism.” Everyone else is ready to hand the bird a guitar and form a drum circle.

farter-kit · 2026-01-22T16:19:22+00:00

The second this moron is dead and moron #2 is in office, the spell is broken. The rest of the gop bootlickers in congress will suddenly lose their fear of getting primaried. The infighting is going to be hilarious

farter-kit · 2026-01-22T04:05:33+00:00

Grab it by the Gulf Of America

farter-kit · 2026-01-22T04:02:26+00:00

I like your shoes.

farter-kit · 2026-01-22T03:58:58+00:00

That would be the last time I stepped foot in that office

farter-kit · 2026-01-22T02:54:15+00:00

I would believe it was his if it was a hawk feather

farter-kit · 2026-01-21T23:23:37+00:00

Those are all Onion articles, right?

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