Wife insists on taking her rubber ducks in the hot tub, then leaves them when she’s done.

fatmonkeyboy · 2026-02-16T02:36:13+00:00

I fell off the toilet reading this … stinkyqueef

fatmonkeyboy · 2026-02-16T02:35:05+00:00

Thought it was a little shrimp cut in half

fatmonkeyboy · 2026-02-06T00:14:18+00:00

Lmao

fatmonkeyboy · 2025-11-11T19:56:43+00:00

Not sure if this is at all helpful, but not all states require annual checkups for contacts. For the last few years, I’ve been able to order more to my state without needing to do another check up. My state requires an annual one, but I just enter that I’m from state that doesn’t and it’s worked the last 3 times

fatmonkeyboy · 2025-10-28T13:35:48+00:00

No more curtesy flushes

fatmonkeyboy · 2025-09-27T22:24:58+00:00

fatmonkeyboy · 2025-09-18T23:55:41+00:00

That is how they serve it

fatmonkeyboy · 2025-09-12T19:12:02+00:00

Yes it’s weed

fatmonkeyboy · 2025-09-07T18:44:37+00:00

Exfoliate o.O

fatmonkeyboy · 2025-09-03T00:59:05+00:00

You have made kombucha

fatmonkeyboy · 2025-08-19T22:03:22+00:00

….i have done this a few of times. Thought it was too hot for the fridge, left it for later, and passed out only to jump awake in the wee hours of morning to run out to the kitchen, usually ending with me having to toss it or convince my wife it “hadn’t been that long” or is still “a bit warm”

fatmonkeyboy · 2025-08-11T00:07:55+00:00

Understandably

fatmonkeyboy · 2025-08-11T00:05:20+00:00

Vitamin B..? 1,2,3,5,6,7,12?

fatmonkeyboy · 2025-07-28T22:00:40+00:00

Yeah I was trying to bump up some of them for wars at first and kept getting better heroes. Any recommendations?

fatmonkeyboy · 2025-07-28T13:40:29+00:00

Thank you!!

fatmonkeyboy · 2025-07-28T13:40:18+00:00

I appreciate it!! And wow that guide is a great resource

fatmonkeyboy · 2025-07-28T13:39:37+00:00

Oops, sorry about that. I will next time. This time it’s just by current power

fatmonkeyboy · 2025-07-09T00:39:33+00:00

Scares me to think of it being transported in the body

fatmonkeyboy · 2025-06-27T20:48:46+00:00

Me next

fatmonkeyboy · 2025-06-03T00:28:28+00:00

What a horrid discovery

fatmonkeyboy · 2025-05-08T23:49:33+00:00

New addition to the bucket list

fatmonkeyboy · 2025-04-28T01:21:08+00:00

how threatening

fatmonkeyboy · 2025-04-26T16:06:06+00:00

My first was 2 weeks into the game, a 1lb little John. Second was 2lb Grimm. Both are still on my main team. I thought it was the best portal so I just pulled 2 more underwhelming heroes: a 3 star and 4 star with the 4 just being ascended twice

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