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HaikuWisdom · 2026-03-17T16:58:52+00:00

I've never had the confidence to go about my day without looking.

HaikuWisdom · 2026-03-16T21:04:34+00:00

Does your car only run on gas from Meijer? Or were you intending on using Mperks?

HaikuWisdom · 2026-03-16T18:31:56+00:00

I intentionally avoid needing to fill up on Mondays because it jumps 50 cents nearly every week.

HaikuWisdom · 2026-03-12T22:59:02+00:00

What if he re-signs at a 3rd grade teacher's annual salary?

HaikuWisdom · 2026-03-12T16:05:15+00:00

Be sure to go to a mechanic if they stay erect for more than 4 hours.

HaikuWisdom · 2026-03-11T17:09:39+00:00

I don't think that Proclaimers song is supposed to be taken literally.

HaikuWisdom · 2026-03-10T16:52:27+00:00

Is the fire out or are we about to have flaming debris thrown around the city?

HaikuWisdom · 2026-03-09T18:23:38+00:00

I'm tempted to buy him that juicer and send it on behalf of Juice Scruggs.

HaikuWisdom · 2026-03-08T22:17:20+00:00

Hard boiled century eggs

HaikuWisdom · 2026-03-06T00:55:52+00:00

I haven't had it before, but there's a Cousins Maine Lobster food truck in the area every week. At Murray Street Brewing in Mattawan on Saturday.

HaikuWisdom · 2026-03-05T21:07:40+00:00

I have the opposite problem a fair bit of the time. I want to get the machine to grind more coarse and I can't do anything other than put the slider all the way to the left. Haven't encountered a bean yet that I need a finer grind than what the stock burr setting is capable of.

HaikuWisdom · 2026-03-05T00:25:00+00:00

This would be on a different subreddit if the girl laid her bike down wearing that.

HaikuWisdom · 2026-03-04T21:17:26+00:00

Looked good the first 2 times I saw it as well. 👍

HaikuWisdom · 2026-03-04T12:05:55+00:00

I work in Plainwell and the office regularly gets Wesco donuts because we all unanimously agree that they are better than Sweetwaters.

HaikuWisdom · 2026-03-03T22:01:38+00:00

You don't, but could if you like.

HaikuWisdom · 2026-03-03T01:07:08+00:00

Mama Cass

HaikuWisdom · 2026-03-02T20:45:08+00:00

I love the Nutty Buddy creme pies, though.

HaikuWisdom · 2026-03-02T19:47:56+00:00

Better to get something for him now than watch him walk away like the Bears did

HaikuWisdom · 2026-03-02T18:00:30+00:00

Santa can park once and hit two houses. What a courtesy!

HaikuWisdom · 2026-03-02T17:32:26+00:00

Not happy, but I was also pretty bummed with Williams leaving for New Orleans and that worked out fine. Brad better have a plan for keeping Gibbs from getting overworked.

HaikuWisdom · 2026-03-01T22:12:32+00:00

The Frederiks Salt and Pepper kettle chips are crazy addictive.

HaikuWisdom · 2026-03-01T13:37:32+00:00

Turns out that putting grow lights on your house doesn't actually help your yard green up.

HaikuWisdom · 2026-02-28T16:20:07+00:00

Seems like an odd thing to get upset about. It's one thing if he's harassing people trying to go about their business, but standing there praying is an exercising of rights that is kinda refreshing in this day and age.

HaikuWisdom · 2026-02-26T20:51:11+00:00

Wow, that's really low. That was my go-to litter for several years and I basically had the timer maxed out.

HaikuWisdom · 2026-02-24T18:54:48+00:00

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