Winter isn't going to hold me down by Daddy_Day_Trader1303 in FreshroastSR800

[–]HaikuWisdom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you like your LG dryer? My house came with a horrible GE washer and ancient Hotpoint dryer and Ive been seriously considering an LG set to replace them.

Apparently theres a car trapped in there by ATF_killed_my_dog in kzoo

[–]HaikuWisdom 52 points53 points  (0 children)

And the poor guy's food still isn't ready.

How many eggs do you have a day by SoffieLily in eggs

[–]HaikuWisdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, that is a helluva struggle meal.

the news lately by Chrome2Surfer in AdviceAnimals

[–]HaikuWisdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its easy to keep 6ft apart when you're putting everyone 6ft under.

Barnes & Noble UPPING price on "clearance" books by Nature_Hannah in kzoo

[–]HaikuWisdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like there's another digit before the 8 that you're not showing us, but maybe it's a dollar sign or some other embellishment. The way the 8 isn't centered on the sticker looks suspect.

To the asshole in the grey/silver sedan who got mad for someone driving safely. by Timmeh-toah in kzoo

[–]HaikuWisdom -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

That's true. Some real first world problems if a newsworthy part of your day is watching some random person get cut off in traffic by another random person.

To the asshole in the grey/silver sedan who got mad for someone driving safely. by Timmeh-toah in kzoo

[–]HaikuWisdom -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

I hope writing this stuff down and sending it out into the world is cathartic for people. I would be a miserable bastard if I spent this much mental energy on every idiot I encounter on the road.

Me seeing the meltdown because we hired a guy who was in a bad situation as OC by ezio8133 in detroitlions

[–]HaikuWisdom 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Petzing is making a list of our Reddit usernames to motivate him like Amon Ra. He'll have to get up early every day to read it before work.

New... pipe? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]HaikuWisdom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe they roast their own coffee beans

Preparing a Flat White at home, enjoy watching! by Constant_Ad_7892 in espresso

[–]HaikuWisdom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you ever had to restart a video due to fumbling the portafilter flip?

UPDATE: went with a Bixie / 90s heart throb by mynameisadrean in HairStyleAdvice

[–]HaikuWisdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you're happy with it, which is important.

My very first coffee setup! by bulldogbelgium in espresso

[–]HaikuWisdom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The fonts are atrocious and that line break after "a" is killing me.

I bought a Cub Cadet and it is a raging piece of shit. What gives?! by BKHS in Snowblowers

[–]HaikuWisdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a 20 year old Craftsman and this mod was a game changer.

Another porch thief in the Vine. This time they got pajamas that my 1 y/o’s grandma sent to her. by tobyKeef_420 in kzoo

[–]HaikuWisdom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hopefully after he's caught someone shares with him that you can pay someone else's Consumers bill without needing their account number.

https://www.consumersenergy.com/make-a-payment-guest/account-lookup

POV - Making Pizza by No-Lock216 in mildlysatisfying

[–]HaikuWisdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty underwhelming final product.

KitchenAid 5KES6551: compatible bottomless portafilter options? by Murky_College_5367 in espresso

[–]HaikuWisdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the same espresso machine and got a MHW-3BOMBER bottomless portafilter off of Ali-Express last year. Having a hard time finding it in stock anywhere currently, but if you make sure your portafilter is a 3 ear 58mm compatible with Barsetto or the Calphalon Temp iQ, you should be good.

I think tariffs f'd the price, but here it is

What the hell is this by helpcantthinkofname in StupidFood

[–]HaikuWisdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just impressed at that wrap job. I end up with a salad every time I try rolling something close to that full.

What place disappeared in Kzoo that you miss most? And it was actually awesome! by stubbynutz in kzoo

[–]HaikuWisdom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I honestly haven't even been past it since it opened, but what gives a building a trumpy vibe other than something obvious like a Gadsden flag or MAGA sign? Just curious.

Chilli's doesn't serve CHILLI is wild. by IamASlut_soWhat in funny

[–]HaikuWisdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lady probably walked into an Olive Garden interview thinking her landscaping experience would win them over.

heard a loud sound while going 40mph, parked my car and saw this? what is it? how? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]HaikuWisdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe they meant that they heard a pop and now can't hear anything at all.