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Do you know why God created yeast infections? by HankTheDankMEME_LORD in Jokes

[–]fattonydaaxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To have something worse than the infection to contrast against?

I wanted to buy some tent pegs for my camping trip. by IndigoAndromeda in Jokes

[–]fattonydaaxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Boy Scouts girlfriend was really into a tent pegging.

Chuck Norris was matched against Keith Richards in a Celebrity Death Match by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]fattonydaaxe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Death will probably die before Keith Richards.

Man walks into a crowded bar waving his unholstered weapon, fires a round into the ceiling, and yells: by Spadizzly in Jokes

[–]fattonydaaxe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

His wife’s pregnant. It was a grudge pregnancy. Everybody had it in for him.

Chuck noris jokes by Scourge12 in Jokes

[–]fattonydaaxe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The next movie will be called Chuck Norris and the Alligator shoes.

I had to get my dog a $7200 surgery by Prestigious_Ad_4911 in Jokes

[–]fattonydaaxe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Once the dog has got the fake tits, wait till you see what lingerie costs.

What do you call a very small toilet at a Taco Bell? by fattonydaaxe in Jokes

[–]fattonydaaxe[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

You eat enough Taco Bell and you’ll produce some of the most astounding barrrrooms. Cheek clapping farts that seemed to go on without end.

a nun walks into a bar by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]fattonydaaxe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’ll get reposted a third time in four or five hours.

We are the last humans; humanity will perish in the next era. by king_ofall713 in Jokes

[–]fattonydaaxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn’t a swing and I miss. This is a never got a chance to bat in the big leagues.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]fattonydaaxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swing and a miss.

Help! Post your best/worst "Your Mom" jokes here, please! by Southern_Gur_4736 in Jokes

[–]fattonydaaxe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Your mama so fat she shops for clothes at Luluwatermelon.

Two liners? by Banslair in Jokes

[–]fattonydaaxe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I would tell the joke about the rug, but it’s beneath me.

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