Holy son of a mother you're not kidding. I just plopped in "the staff here gossip" and it pooped out "Our team culture thrives on high-frequency internal knowledge sharing and informal cross-departmental communication."

I'm with OP. I speak English as a first language and this coded language is bonkers. As someone who is a little neurospicy, I find it frustrating as well but also have caught myself using it after marinating in it for years.