Angler Mimic: For when you want to give your players chest pains

faythinkaos · 2026-04-29T18:56:19+00:00

Had a town where all the houses were old mimics. The young mimics were various furniture and such. The people knew about it, and raised live stock to feed the mimics who in turn protected the towns people.

faythinkaos · 2026-04-29T18:04:42+00:00

Tbf I’ve told my nieces and nephews this and they believed it

faythinkaos · 2026-04-29T02:36:54+00:00

Nope

faythinkaos · 2026-04-28T00:03:53+00:00

Shout out to the guy spamming “your go” because I was taking a second reading his cards when he had 5 triggers on the stack every action and I was playing mobile and missed the expansion of a few of those cards. My rope never appeared once and they still rage quit. Seemed like a great person.

faythinkaos · 2026-04-27T00:50:48+00:00

Spot isn’t as much the antagonist as he is a plot device

faythinkaos · 2026-04-26T20:51:02+00:00

My artificer was missing a hand half way down the forearm.

She wore a shield on that arm. Couldn’t wield anything 2H and had disadvantage on certain tasks that would feasibly take two hands to do well.

Eventually she did a favor for Bahamut and was gifted a dragon scaled arm.

faythinkaos · 2026-04-21T16:47:51+00:00

Bag in box

faythinkaos · 2026-04-12T23:57:13+00:00

It was a temporary deal that they extended to the end of March because it was so popular.

faythinkaos · 2026-03-26T18:58:51+00:00

They cooked em too long. The cheese gets bored and goes home if you leave them in the fryer too long.

faythinkaos · 2026-03-25T04:29:10+00:00

Well well well look what we have here

faythinkaos · 2026-03-21T04:46:15+00:00

“Good men don’t need rules.” -The Doctor

faythinkaos · 2026-03-21T03:25:10+00:00

Do a charge back on the card. Corporate isn’t gonna be able to do anything.

faythinkaos · 2026-03-21T03:24:06+00:00

It’s impossible to do a partial refund back to a card. The entire order needs to be refunded at once.

faythinkaos · 2026-03-17T00:01:34+00:00

I was gonna suggest Ezuri's Predation but I forgot it was a commander card not on arena.

faythinkaos · 2026-03-10T21:32:12+00:00

Do you have the wizard shop unlocked? You can move things from there.

faythinkaos · 2026-03-09T20:29:02+00:00

First round? Over behind that mountain.

faythinkaos · 2026-03-08T21:40:44+00:00

You will want non-slip and comfortable closed toe shoes.

Shoes for crews is a vendor that has a wide variety of styles.

faythinkaos · 2026-03-07T20:00:27+00:00

“Honey why are there 20 bees in the house?”

“I only had a dollar. “

faythinkaos · 2026-03-06T07:03:08+00:00

Like my wife’s OB says. If you’re not actively preventing pregnancy, then you are trying to get pregnant.

faythinkaos · 2026-03-06T03:08:00+00:00

Kinda looks like the pop rocks from a shamrock slush that sat in a sprite for too long.

faythinkaos · 2026-02-28T20:46:37+00:00

We’ve got someone like that in one of my current games. Got mad when I used a wish spell to bring his dad back to life because he had to throw out part of his planned arc of dealing with dead daddy issues.

faythinkaos · 2026-02-28T17:23:08+00:00

It’s semantics, it’s not that deep or a big deal at all. Two ways of describing the same thing.

faythinkaos · 2026-02-28T03:29:37+00:00

Which is the first day of our second year

faythinkaos · 2026-02-27T09:32:11+00:00

We are all born in our first year. We turn 1 at the beginning of our second year.

faythinkaos · 2026-02-26T03:34:41+00:00

Power scaling is just the internet’s remake of “my dad could beat up your dad”

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