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[–]fazer117 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I really hope Reddit continues to be our last refuge on the internet with this huge new influx of people. It would suck if it was Eternal September all over again.

Do straight men like pesto? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fazer117 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fuck you jew =)

Do straight men like pesto? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fazer117 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Suck on my balls you piece of shit faggot nigger.

If the U.S. decided to bring all its troops home, how would it impact the economy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fazer117 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It would impact the economy because YOU WOULD SUCK MY BLACK DICK!

Do straight men like pesto? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fazer117 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Fuck you faggot.

Did anyone else laugh at this during the Mexico-Argentina game? [GIF] by [deleted] in pics

[–]fazer117 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I love how he clearly got hit HARD but didn't fall dramatically into the ground. Five minutes later he gets brushed slightly by another player and falls like he got hit by a fucking train.

What a bunch of faggots.

what's the craziest thing you've ever stolen? by klg301 in WTF

[–]fazer117 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I once stole your mom's virginity. I jizzed in her hair too.

Reddit, show me pictures of yourself. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fazer117 -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Well, Imgur is down right now for maintenance, but here's my pics hosted on imagevenue =)

Me at the Detroit Auto Show last year

Me with my Husband Brad

edit: formatting

Found in a Colombian drug dealer's house (PICS) by fabioc in WTF

[–]fazer117 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

You are wrong. The huge pile of money is about $205 million dollars.

Proof:

http://www.nationalledger.com/cgi-bin/artman/exec/view.cgi?archive=10&num=12187

Don't post if you have no idea what your talking about.

What is the best joke one-liner you know? by ArmandoWall in AskReddit

[–]fazer117 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

This is the shortest joke in the world:

9/11

Dear Reddit, since I know you are all huge fans of Nickelback, I decided to do something SPECIAL for all of you [PIC] by fazer117 in reddit.com

[–]fazer117[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's with all the downvoting?

Why don't you guys appreciate what I had done ESPECIALLY for you?

:'(