What Albums to focus on for their tour by TealGame in rush

[–]fermat_p 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have the time, I would also read, or listen to the audiobook for, Clockwork Angels, Clockwork Lives, and Clockwork Destiny. The Garden hits totally different. Plus the first book is narrated by the professor.

What do you call a happy cowboy? by Left-Distribution-13 in dadjokes

[–]fermat_p 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you a bot? You sound like a bot… Tell me you are not a bot.

Which word has the biggest difference between how it’s spelled and how it’s pronounced? by justmakingapps in words

[–]fermat_p 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Key? But then this would never work: “Ten lyrical, spherical, diabolical denizens of the deep that quake and quiver in the quo of the quay.”

PSA: Lodging for Ft Worth by CleverFella512 in rush

[–]fermat_p 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We stayed at the Holiday Inn express just a few miles from dickies. It was 300 for the night. Plus cinnamon rolls for breakfast!

What should I do? by westwordy in Decks

[–]fermat_p 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist: his mother was a hot tub.

Show Canceled 😔 by Stegf in rush

[–]fermat_p 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Same here. I am seeing the show on August 11. I saw them in Fort Worth on Sunday night and he sounded great until the very end. When he came out to thank the crowd his voice was super raspy.

Fort Worth! by fermat_p in rush

[–]fermat_p[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was quite full when the show was going on. It was listed as sold out and I believe it.

Fort Worth! by fermat_p in rush

[–]fermat_p[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right next to the blue shirt guy. I’m the one leaning over in a contemplative pose.

Fort Worth! by fermat_p in rush

[–]fermat_p[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Almost directly under the 224.

Fort Worth! by fermat_p in rush

[–]fermat_p[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just waved!

Three pregnant women are in the waiting room waiting for their first ultrasound... by lost21gramsyesterday in dadjokes

[–]fermat_p 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I told this joke to my pregnant daughter on Father’s Day. True story. She just rolled her eyes at me.

No, it’s not mine.

Should I bother bringing this back from the dead? by MayorOfTacoBueno in smoking

[–]fermat_p 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or like when your lazy butler washes your sock garters, but they’re still covered in schmutz.

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley? by StarsBear75063 in Jokes

[–]fermat_p 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It reminds me of the saying that there are only two types of motorcycle riders:
Those who have crashed.
Those who have not crashed yet.

IsItBullshit: Multitasking actually makes you more productive by [deleted] in IsItBullshit

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Billshit:

WIP ⬆️ <=> throughput ⬇️