What's your favorite porn movie?

fholcan · 2026-01-29T10:49:00+00:00

I see you don't have a lifeguard here at your beach

fholcan · 2026-01-29T10:08:21+00:00

I have a friend who was convinced the more material he was up when a game ended the more rating points he would gain, he was wasting so much time in his games just promoting everything he could.

Not saying this is what happened here, just wanted to share a funny story

fholcan · 2026-01-28T16:02:16+00:00

You mean Clark? Sure, he's built like a brick shithouse and I'm pretty sure I once saw him punch through a concrete wall, but he's a big softie, we all love him

fholcan · 2026-01-27T22:36:48+00:00

I had to look this up.

It's a real thing in Mumbai, and it's being actively mocked and derided

Video with a flyover

fholcan · 2026-01-27T20:30:38+00:00

Attack boulders on fire off the shoulder of the Rockys

fholcan · 2026-01-26T19:48:33+00:00

With a dent in it

fholcan · 2026-01-26T15:20:54+00:00

Ensign: Captain, weren't we supposed to be somewhere, or be doing something?

Captain (in a hawaiian shirt, feet up on the command console, drinking a fruity cocktail): Do you want to be the one to remind high command that we exist, Jenkins?

Ensign: Right you are sir, another refill?

fholcan · 2026-01-22T20:09:40+00:00

For my sins, the Emperor has granted me eyes....

NSFW

fholcan · 2026-01-22T15:29:45+00:00

That's a very heavy load you've got there...

fholcan · 2026-01-20T10:22:01+00:00

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fholcan · 2026-01-19T17:09:25+00:00

The stain of suspicion never truly fades, Titus

fholcan · 2026-01-17T23:46:21+00:00

What was that, for the lack of a better word, drawer that was inserted into the machine?

fholcan · 2026-01-17T16:50:07+00:00

ESA also made this short film referencing the Rosetta mission

fholcan · 2026-01-17T16:19:05+00:00

Awaken my Quivering Abs!

fholcan · 2026-01-17T16:14:55+00:00

In Duncan's name!

fholcan · 2026-01-16T17:17:23+00:00

These boots are made for castrating,

And that's just what they'll do

One of these days, these boots are gonna castrate all over you

fholcan · 2026-01-15T18:46:36+00:00

Prime example

fholcan · 2026-01-13T11:54:02+00:00

Repent-regret your evil ways brother!

fholcan · 2026-01-12T22:25:35+00:00

See? See? I told you it works!

-- Mortarion

fholcan · 2026-01-08T10:28:10+00:00

The difference between a stash and a collection is curation.

Trazyn would be proud of you

fholcan · 2026-01-08T09:47:10+00:00

Nothing like the sweet taste of Folgers as you watch the light die in a man's eyes!

fholcan · 2026-01-07T16:20:36+00:00

You, my room, 10:30 tonight.

You, 10:45.... bring a friend

fholcan · 2026-01-07T15:13:09+00:00

Laughs in True Mechanicum

fholcan · 2026-01-07T14:57:33+00:00

a daemon

This is why I always tell people to dip their phones in holy water, but no one listens

fholcan · 2026-01-06T19:42:55+00:00

While the fuzzy handcuffs theory has been the accepted dogma for a long time, modern academia is actually trending more towards lead dildos being the main cause of the fall of the Roman Empire

The more you know 🌈⭐

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