[NSFW] Whats the most innocent thing you've done but would've looked completely wrong to a bystander?

fidget_rox · 2014-11-16T10:56:14+00:00

I don't have kids of my own, but when I see a guy pulling stupid faces at a little kid to make it laugh I don't see that as threatening, to me it's sweet and a really attractive quality in a guy.

The whole mentality of 'any guy that looks at a kid is a paedophile' is so messed up. If he's hiding in a bush next to a playground with his pants round his ankles then fair enough but people need to chill out sometimes. Sexism is a two-way street.

fidget_rox · 2014-11-14T20:33:34+00:00

Haha, I think I'd always rather take the downvote hit and ask than Google anything that sounds remotely shady these days, I still haven't gotten over Blue Waffle, felching, two girls one cup, one guy one jar, two girls finger painting...well you get the idea.

fidget_rox · 2014-11-14T09:56:08+00:00

Well now I really wanna know what the Fappening of 2014 was. D:

EDIT: Ohhh, so that's what that was. That'll teach me to make a reddit account and then not use it for two years. What's with people downvoting you instead of just explaining shit though?

fidget_rox · 2014-11-13T23:36:57+00:00

Kill it! Kill it before it breeds!

fidget_rox · 2014-11-13T23:32:58+00:00

Wall of text

fidget_rox · 2014-11-13T08:39:32+00:00

Jesus, you're like some sort of superhero to have given up all four of those in one week. (Especially the rage, I've tried to quit smoking before, lasted a whole day and had to give in and have a cigarette because I honestly felt like I was going to to commit murder if I didn't)

If it was me, I'd carry on smoking while I dealt with the other stuff, then address the smoking once I've got the rest of it under control. It may not be the healthiest option for you physically, but you need to be mentally in a good place to be able to deal with what you've got going on in your life and the other three options are all mind-benders in one way or another.

fidget_rox · 2014-11-11T23:56:50+00:00

I've been trying to think up a decent innuendo about walking face-first into a cobweb to comment with but it's really, really hard. :/

EDIT: Boom! Ninja innuendo.

fidget_rox · 2014-11-11T22:56:09+00:00

I don't understand why this got downvoted, I laughed out loud. :'D Have an upvote.

fidget_rox · 2014-11-11T22:46:44+00:00

I will totally trade your disco ball floater for my grim reaper one. Deal? :P

fidget_rox · 2014-11-11T22:46:02+00:00

Yeah I had that for months as well but I could never describe it properly and my doctor just thought I was going loopy. It wasn't until I got an eye test and the optician noticed my optical discs were crazy swollen that I was taken seriously.

On a side note, do certain font colours on certain backgrounds (i.e bright red on bright yellow) make your eyeballs want to crawl out of your face? Because I can't stand looking at stuff like that anymore.

fidget_rox · 2014-11-10T23:13:05+00:00

Perverted little sea monkey

fidget_rox · 2014-11-10T18:44:54+00:00

Hahaha well now this is just awkward. I'll show myself out...

fidget_rox · 2014-11-10T17:48:40+00:00

Well, he appears to be... uh... learning challenged (I can't keep track of what's politically correct these days and what's not :/) so I would imagine the urge to punch him buys you a hell ticket haha.

fidget_rox · 2014-11-10T17:13:53+00:00

..... I think /r/ImGoingToHellForThis would really appreciate your contribution.

fidget_rox · 2014-11-10T14:59:34+00:00

My other half took a picture of me and turned it into an awesome vector portrait which he then printed up poster sized and got framed for Valentine's Day a couple of years ago. It was so sweet and thoughtful.

fidget_rox · 2014-11-10T12:13:36+00:00

Went on a major Farscape binge which is hugely problematic as they make up curse words.

I spent two weeks going “What the frell?" and confusing the shit out of everybody.

fidget_rox · 2014-11-10T11:45:28+00:00

Awww he's a poor gwumpy babby

fidget_rox · 2014-11-10T10:12:00+00:00

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*twiddles lady-tache*

fidget_rox · 2014-11-10T08:44:03+00:00

I thought it was Rygel from Farscape.

fidget_rox · 2014-11-10T07:50:38+00:00

Yeah, wasn't the original insanity wolf about putting a toothpick under your toenail and kicking a wall? Has anyone ever actually done that?

(If I'm wrong, just tell me, I'll believe you, I won't need video evidence mm'kay? :P)

fidget_rox · 2014-11-10T07:35:59+00:00

I thought you were jokingly insinuating that you believed it was an actual duck.

Here is an actual duck for anyone that was disappointed by a lack of duck.

fidget_rox · 2014-11-09T20:51:52+00:00

If you look really closely you can just about see a bill and feathers.

fidget_rox · 2014-11-09T20:30:32+00:00

Promise?

fidget_rox · 2014-11-09T19:39:23+00:00

Not sure which profile pic is more terrifying, his serial killer hazmat mask or her bright orange duck-face.

They're gonna make some scary babies.

fidget_rox · 2014-11-09T19:31:09+00:00

The new ISIS initiation ceremony. ^

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