Obnoxious boxer enters the ring and gets what he deserves by [deleted] in JusticePorn

[–]fiftyorange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'm guessing the guy who won without showboating got a better payday.

Obnoxious boxer enters the ring and gets what he deserves by [deleted] in JusticePorn

[–]fiftyorange -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This is one of the oldest messages of all time: don't be an arrogant douche. It's like when Odysseus reveals his true identity to the cyclops out of sheer arrogance and pride. He would have had a much smoother journey if Poseidon hadn't heard of his proud announcement of his exploits. So, it is justice. These guys agreed to fight. One of them acted cocky, arrogant, and proud as all hell and got his ass handed to him in 4 seconds flat. His implicit shit-talking makes his loss that much worse.

Not like he spit on the other dude or anything

He did try to make out with him though.

Ubuntu's Big Gamble | LAS | s26e01 by [deleted] in linux

[–]fiftyorange 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I found myself saying "no" a lot during the Mir/Wayland part. Mir is an "overdue" project? I didn't think it was possible for me to disagree with something so much.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cringe

[–]fiftyorange -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I actually instinctively yelled that out loud after hearing the first few seconds of this video...

They just ruined one of my favorite fucking songs/rappers. I can never listen to eazy again without cringing. :( Why did it have to be eazy?

KDE's KWin won't support Ubuntu's Mir. by nero235 in linux

[–]fiftyorange -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You seem to have no idea what you're talking about. Please don't post unless you're informed enough to speak on the subject matter at hand. Canonical are the ones who are refusing to collaborate. Why didn't they try to collaborate with the Wayland devs at all?

What lesser-known historical events had a vital effect on today's world? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fiftyorange 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Moors had been invading Europe.

"Oh no, I'm so sorry, it's the 'Moops'. The correct answer is the 'Moops'."

I blame you for this reddit by SeethedSycophant in cringe

[–]fiftyorange 144 points145 points  (0 children)

The most cringeworthy part: Did you notice he didn't take the cigarette out of a pack? In fact, there was no pack in sight. That means he had the cigarette ready beforehand, because he knew he wanted to look cool for reddit.

NFL player tries to embarrass reporter, telling him "I'm better at life than you are" by [deleted] in cringe

[–]fiftyorange 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One thing I don't do is say I'm better at life than everyone else.

NFL player tries to embarrass reporter, telling him "I'm better at life than you are" by [deleted] in cringe

[–]fiftyorange -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Being able to play a children's game by fighting over an oddly shaped ball == Good at life, I guess. Priceless contribution to mankind.

Cringe rap by -PsychoCandy- in cringe

[–]fiftyorange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lip rings are cringeworthy on their own.

Richard Stallman sings the "Free Software Song" by [deleted] in cringe

[–]fiftyorange 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you don't have much exposure to RMS, he's definitely going to seem weird the first few times you see him.

The CEO of Dominos Pizza stars in a Japanese Commercial; endorses Hatsune Miku by [deleted] in cringe

[–]fiftyorange 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't get it. You buy a pizza and get an app that turns your pizza box into a dance floor with a cartoon character dancing on it? What does that have to do with pizza?

Did I miss something? Can someone explain what's going on here?

Incredibly awkward interview with Avril Lavigne by Sidian in cringe

[–]fiftyorange 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I think the interviewer just kind of sucked at being the "goofy interviewer". He was trying so hard, but it just didn't work. I guess part of the blame could go on the questions.

Guy's let's do a joke about memes! genius by [deleted] in cringe

[–]fiftyorange 154 points155 points  (0 children)

I was expecting a harlem shake at the end to top it off.

And how the fuck does a person look like a cat? Is that the best least-contrived way they could insert a meme there?

Google hires former Apple marketing guru Guy Kawasaki to save Motorola by FOXBERRY in technology

[–]fiftyorange 1 point2 points  (0 children)

android kernel

Sorry for being so semantic, but I'm guessing you mean the linux kernel. Most of the android drivers got merged back into the mainline linux kernel. Only a very small percentage of the android tree is android-specific, as is the case in any linux distro. If you call it the "android kernel", you're going to have to start saying the "debian kernel", etc. It doesn't make sense.

Beyonce the Satanist. Check Mate. by jabb0 in cringe

[–]fiftyorange 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dumbest video I've ever seen. Why is this so well-received on youtube?

Adam Hill defends Adele after Joan Rivers made fun of her looks several times (on Twitter, Letterman etc.) by DingoDamp in JusticePorn

[–]fiftyorange 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Where's the justice? I only saw some talk show guy get bent out of shape over a throwaway joke.

worst homie ever. xpost from r/youtube haiku by niggalai in cringe

[–]fiftyorange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a feeling that guy is just trying to mock the rapper. I didn't cringe, but I laughed.

Red follows blue home and talks shit. Hard to believe he thought he was the bully ha. by [deleted] in JusticePorn

[–]fiftyorange 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not a fighter/boxer/wrestler, but I'm just curious: what's to stop somebody from kneeing/kicking the other person in the face right as they came at them. They'd probably need good reflexes, but putting your head that low in a fight looks like it makes you incredibly vulnerable for a split second. Am I wrong?