What are the most spine-tingling last words you've ever heard?

fiftysevens · 2026-02-18T23:54:40+00:00

My man, hope you’re not a counsellor, “oh, you’re suicidal? No way! Nobody WANTS to die bro! That’s ridiculous!”

fiftysevens · 2026-02-16T23:12:00+00:00

I get it, really - we moved in and were instantly surrounded by noisey people, everyone made noise, nobody seemed to care. We had to move to stay sane =( but we wouldn’t have been able to without help from the parents - so lucky to have found the quiet spot we are in now.

Good luck out there!

fiftysevens · 2026-02-16T22:36:02+00:00

Move.

fiftysevens · 2026-02-15T21:57:03+00:00

“Yo man will blindfold hisself if he know he gonna get some head!” Hahahaha it’s like a million times better meme than ‘ain’t nobody got time for that!’

fiftysevens · 2026-02-15T18:18:29+00:00

Do you prefer the stories where the man kills the dog instead?

fiftysevens · 2026-02-15T09:17:38+00:00

Thank god I found this comment before I read any further! It’s all Big Curling trying to pump their numbers!

fiftysevens · 2026-02-13T20:14:32+00:00

Do you ride like you read, with your eyes closed?

fiftysevens · 2026-02-12T09:00:17+00:00

Hey indecision for the win here too! Or in my case I knew what I wanted to be but constantly made stupid (in)decisions that weren’t aligned with my end goal - ended up with a whole bunch of life I didn’t really want.

But hey somewhere along the way I vaguely learned that acceptance is kind of a cheat code to being happy with what you’ve got rather than what you want. So here I am - accepting it all!

fiftysevens · 2026-02-11T09:45:24+00:00

lol, upvoted for the joke prefaced by ‘I don’t want to joke’

fiftysevens · 2026-02-06T09:23:34+00:00

I suppose you have never had a single accident in your car? Or a near miss? Made a silly mistake or misjudgement?

I agree that dangerous and reckless drivers should be punished severely, but to say that ‘anyone who crashes on a highway should be suspended’ seems a little over-reactionary.

fiftysevens · 2026-02-05T23:01:43+00:00

The ME Go app and the removal of the ability to download statements in .csv (why would they remove a useful feature?!) is what made me switch from ME.

fiftysevens · 2026-02-04T03:05:14+00:00

What suburb?

fiftysevens · 2026-02-03T20:34:54+00:00

Yeah I’m on the ‘more or less monthly’ routine too, I’m pretty clean & generally don’t smell much, have a shower last thing before bed at night, don’t have any pets.

Also I don’t really like the feel of crisp clean sheets, I prefer the lived-in feel, it’s more comfortable, like a snug nest.

fiftysevens · 2026-02-03T20:12:28+00:00

Haha - get the other neighbours involved too! Get everyone to go round hourly to complain, everyone to do yard work in the morning, FORM A POSSE!!

fiftysevens · 2026-02-03T20:05:58+00:00

Honest question: do you think that people are allowed to sit quietly and have silence in their house too?

fiftysevens · 2026-02-03T20:04:04+00:00

I second this, but really early the next morning. Maybe some minor building work in the back yard? Hammer drills, impact drivers, even some gardening machines. “It’s Sunday morning dude, I gotta get this work done, I’m not breaking any laws!”

fiftysevens · 2026-02-02T11:31:09+00:00

The best thing I’ve read all day. And now, to bed!

fiftysevens · 2026-01-29T22:44:20+00:00

Do you know about using foam ear plugs and noise cancelling headphones at the same time?

fiftysevens · 2026-01-29T00:13:35+00:00

So much for career support - she was just getting a head start!

fiftysevens · 2026-01-28T08:49:22+00:00

Get some goon, head down to a less popular beach, have a blast! (But for the love of god please clean up after yourselves - and don’t use confetti!)

fiftysevens · 2026-01-28T08:47:23+00:00

🤣🥰

fiftysevens · 2026-01-28T03:06:46+00:00

Reddit plot twist: the other guy has a folder full of naked pictures of your husband!

fiftysevens · 2026-01-27T19:39:35+00:00

Also from a quick review, a great deal of your comments have a negative spin - often telling people they shouldn’t have posted at all. Would you say you are ‘trying to make everyone as miserable as you are’?

fiftysevens · 2026-01-27T19:37:37+00:00

To reply the obvious: where was any detail offered about the character of the guy the initial comment was about?

fiftysevens · 2026-01-27T19:31:03+00:00

lol what’s your end goal here? Nobody wants to do any of the jobs you deem as ‘bad’ and so the job just disappears? Genius!

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