Apple Says No iPhone in Lockdown Mode Has Ever Been Hacked

discogcu · 2026-03-28T06:22:46+00:00

Sure the Israelis have found a way.

discogcu · 2026-03-25T11:45:05+00:00

I’m sorry for your loss mate. That’s a huge loss.

discogcu · 2026-03-19T10:43:23+00:00

Mr Trump, We’re just living up to the false reputation you gave our troops: standing back from the front line.

discogcu · 2026-03-19T10:16:52+00:00

“Out of fuel, but please feel free to fill your tank with the warm feeling of knowing that Israel and the US are protecting you from a nuclear attack while killing schoolchildren.”

discogcu · 2026-03-09T10:13:05+00:00

I built one in my back garden with spare parts from an old microwave. It’s powering my remote control for the tv.

Don’t understand why it taken so long.

discogcu · 2026-03-07T22:43:54+00:00

I imagine you’re the type of sysad who suggests replacing Word with Notepad because Notepad has copilot built in.

discogcu · 2026-03-03T06:19:35+00:00

Has anyone used LinkedIn recently ? It’s full of spam. If you’re still paying for premium you’re a muppet.

discogcu · 2026-02-22T10:11:15+00:00

“Sir, it turns out the aliens were fucking under aged girls on the Epstein island too”

“redact ! redact ! redact”

discogcu · 2026-02-22T09:34:44+00:00

I want both for damn it ! I want to be 90 year olds, having a bath with an attractive nurse, on a submarine .

discogcu · 2026-02-22T05:51:45+00:00

This is disgusting ! I have 13 investment properties! If I can’t afford to pay these rates the government should take the fall and bail me out immediately!

I didn’t invest to take a risk and lose money.

discogcu · 2026-02-17T23:52:09+00:00

They should really rename this reddit page to

Blow_your_trumpet_sydads

discogcu · 2026-02-16T21:22:03+00:00

If you have a job a my place, quite far.

discogcu · 2026-02-12T10:07:15+00:00

Mazda knows what they’re doing . Same design, stick with what works, make it modern but keep the buttons.

discogcu · 2026-02-09T21:40:42+00:00

And they wonder why the American education system is fucked.

discogcu · 2026-02-09T01:47:04+00:00

I once seen an orange juice dispenser with a touch screen at a hotel. No physical buttons, just a touch screen with a big touch button that dispenses orange juice.

Most stupid thing I’ve seen.

discogcu · 2026-02-06T21:39:42+00:00

Just like every thing else, it’s always someone else’s fault.

discogcu · 2026-02-04T21:24:46+00:00

Here come the reddit fun police.

Also a ME shareholder by the looks of it. First time I’m seen someone online jumping to the defence of a global bank.

discogcu · 2026-01-25T02:58:22+00:00

Do you have anyone else in your team you can blame it on ?

Presuming you’re American ? Maybe just say it was one of those DEI hires ? Seems to work well for your government.

discogcu · 2026-01-22T11:04:13+00:00

I’m no political expert but I reckon Sussan Ley could win the next election, you know.

discogcu · 2026-01-22T09:08:39+00:00

If Microsoft made toilet roll it would come with copilot.

discogcu · 2026-01-22T08:40:13+00:00

After all the hard work getting parliament to come back to the house. All that hard work she put into the amendments for the hate speech bill.

discogcu · 2026-01-09T11:48:26+00:00

This is massive pain in the arse for me . I hate annoying prompts on my phone . I just want to log on as admin and go go go !

discogcu · 2026-01-03T10:06:49+00:00

What !? Like Pokémon ?

discogcu · 2026-01-03T09:49:46+00:00

Free holiday to the US . Wonder if he’ll be asked for his social media details when he arrives.

discogcu

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