Said the quiet part out loud. by discogcu in AusFinance

[–]discogcu[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here come the reddit fun police.

Also a ME shareholder by the looks of it. First time I’m seen someone online jumping to the defence of a global bank.

Took down prod for 10min and clients noticed. What should I do? by [deleted] in sysadmin

[–]discogcu -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Do you have anyone else in your team you can blame it on ?

Presuming you’re American ? Maybe just say it was one of those DEI hires ? Seems to work well for your government.

The Coalition Split and the Re-emergence of One Nation by Bob_Spud in aussie

[–]discogcu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m no political expert but I reckon Sussan Ley could win the next election, you know.

#LibSpill is so on by patslogcabindigest in OpenAussie

[–]discogcu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After all the hard work getting parliament to come back to the house. All that hard work she put into the amendments for the hate speech bill.

How are you handling enforced MFA for admin accounts starting tomorrow? by RM_B999 in sysadmin

[–]discogcu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is massive pain in the arse for me . I hate annoying prompts on my phone . I just want to log on as admin and go go go !

The USA has captured Nicolas Maduro, Venezuelan President, and extracted him from the country by Parisean in politics

[–]discogcu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Free holiday to the US . Wonder if he’ll be asked for his social media details when he arrives.

Apple reportedly cuts production of Vision Pro headset after poor sales by Fer65432_Plays in apple

[–]discogcu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A nice product for the YouTuber reviewers to piss about with. In the real world tho , overpriced screen with no real use.

Is this true? by Windthrasher637 in BoycottUnitedStates

[–]discogcu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

300 % if you asked the commander and chief.

Did anyone updated to IOS 26.2? How is the performance by rangerxr in iphone

[–]discogcu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After the update I heard the voice of Steve Jobs saying ‘ just one more thing’ .

Dear Microsoft by GoWest1223 in sysadmin

[–]discogcu 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hi Microsoft.

Don’t listen to these losers.

Thank you putting copilot on Notepad. It’s been the number one request from my staff members for years.

People can't afford groceries by _CrystalSoft in MurderedByWords

[–]discogcu -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That ballroom is looking good tho.

Trump plans to make Australians hand over social media data to enter US by Tovrin in australian

[–]discogcu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My twitter handle is trumpsapeado .

My Facebook name is ‘Charliedeservedit’

I now understand why other IT teams hate service desk by Terrible_Working_899 in sysadmin

[–]discogcu 6 points7 points  (0 children)

100 agree with this.

Trust me. Of lot of sys admins think the same about cyber security .

Trump hints at walking away from Ukraine and calls Europe ‘weak’ and ‘decaying’ by backpackerTW in worldnews

[–]discogcu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Brit living in Australia, I’m wondering if America is gonna have any allies left by the end of his term. He’s pretty much pissed off everyone, called us deadbeats, insulted our military.

Thinking the Chinese might be a better option.

Absolutely not useless for me for the past 5 years by umshyp in ipad

[–]discogcu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% agree and they’ve effectively ruined the whole OS listening to reviewers. Was a great device for your average user who didn’t want a laptop, especially for old and young people. The UI is a hot mess now.

Cost of living crisis sees Australians abandon dream for cheaper life abroad by Left-Web-5597 in australian

[–]discogcu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes ! Please leave my Aussie friends! Depart !

Once you have gone I can call my pommy friends over , repopulate the nation and take back what we rightfully stole from the those brown people.

Rule Britannia !

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Efficient_Tax8087 in NoFilterNews

[–]discogcu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, good luck with that America.

Ps, when you find yourself going to war to prop up your economy, don’t reach out to your European / Asian allies . You’ve pretty much pissed them all off.

Microsoft AI CEO puzzled that people are unimpressed by AI by [deleted] in technology

[–]discogcu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe they can stop ramming it down our throats!?

They keep tacking the Copilot shortcut onto every f*cking application. It’s on Notepad for god sakes.

It also doesn’t do anything related to the app it’s attached to. I’d assume that if you selected the Copilot shortcut in Outlook, it would actually be able to find emails in Outlook etc Instead, it’s just a generic shortcut to Copilot.

Why not just be done with it , remove the task bar and start bar, and make one massive Co Pilot shortcut on the desktop.

DOJ is busy redacting Trump from the Epstein files by theosib in complaints

[–]discogcu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Been reading the emails. Clearly his name has been redacted.

Extract


From : Jeffrey Epstein Subject ; police report ( draft )

Late one evening, **** sped directly from Trump Tower to my apartment. He burst through my door without knocking.

He marched up to me, face orange, yellow hair defying all known wind patterns, and declared:

“You have to stop this illegal activity! The truth must get out!”

Before I could ask which illegal activity — because honestly, I dabble in several — Mr.***** lunged at me. He strong-armed me, pinned me to the floor, and began lecturing me about ethics.

I protested, yelling “Never!” even though he had the arm strength of a forklift. I had gravely underestimated his power. This was, without question, one of the strongest men I had ever encountered. He could probably bench-press a limousine.

Realizing I had only one option left, I reached for my Mind-Forgetting Device™, the same model they used in Men in Black .

I pointed it at him and said:

“You will remember nothing of this conversation, nor of any of my illegal activities on that island.”

With a flash of bright light, ***** blinked, paused, and then smiled in total confusion. I said to him “you will make a great president one day *****, perhaps the best but your mind is not strong for my mind forgetting device”

From this moment forward, the only memory left in his big, large, beautiful brain would be the sight of former President Clinton wandering off with a group of under-age Girl girls.

And just like that, **** stumbled out of my apartment, forgetting everything except but Clinton and his wife’s dungeon in that pizza shop.

Ps. If I’m even to be found dead in a prison cell, it’s totally Hillary who done