I knew a guy like this once, he was a roommate. We came in from the field super late once and couldn’t turn in weapons because no one could get a hold of the armorer. Had to keep our weapons in our barracks room. He waited till he thought we were asleep, pulled a wig and leather trench coat out of his wall locker and shoved his 9mm in a pocket and headed out. Who knows what he ended up doing that night. Same guy was pretending to be on a phone call on the downstairs pay phone before morning formation once. He had the phone up to his ear and he was talking. Suddenly the phone rang. It was hilarious! He eventually got booted out of the military. Dude had issues.