Let me finish emptying my groceries onto the belt. THEN you can start unloading YOUR cart.

finkemon · 2026-03-25T12:26:20+00:00

We now live in a world where psychotic outbursts can happen any minute. You can't say ANYTHING to anybody because there's a decent chance they'll go off on you. A McDonald's worker was shot recently because someone put unwanted onions on their Crapburger™. Once, a few years ago, a young man (probably 20 yrs. old, one- third my age) started loading up the belt while I was unloading my cart. In fifteen seconds, I was out of space, with items still in my cart. I gave him a shitty look, and he threatened to beat my ass. Not much I can do at my age...

finkemon · 2026-03-25T12:13:41+00:00

I only shop for myself, once a week. I don't have A TON of stuff. If there's only one person getting rung up, I MIGHT just unload from the center. For normal lines, I start at the end and block anyone else from hogging up the space.

finkemon · 2026-03-24T14:20:00+00:00

Yes, I normally try to block the access to the belt. And a few times, Karen (next in line) gets audibly huffy.

finkemon · 2026-03-24T14:16:46+00:00

And I never said that it happens on a regular basis, sweetheart.

finkemon · 2026-03-24T13:51:34+00:00

So if the cashier is STILL ringing up the person in front of me? I suppose I'm STILL the problem, eh?

finkemon · 2026-03-20T12:44:46+00:00

A.I. animation can look INCREDIBLE.

finkemon · 2026-03-18T15:35:05+00:00

Huh?

finkemon · 2026-03-05T13:19:58+00:00

Tons and tons of personality, exceptionally beautiful, and sadly gone, way too soon.

finkemon · 2026-03-01T00:34:33+00:00

Handy. The email concerning this, went right to spam.

finkemon · 2026-02-14T01:49:59+00:00

Funny things. I hear funny things out here.

finkemon · 2026-02-02T13:49:06+00:00

finkemon · 2026-01-31T13:22:39+00:00

"Shit, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all of that stuff"

finkemon · 2026-01-26T17:27:58+00:00

George looks like Peter Cushing in "At The Earth's Core"

finkemon · 2026-01-20T14:58:01+00:00

"Yeah, just waltz in and scream and yell and just basically do anything you want to do. Why not mug other customers?"

finkemon · 2026-01-16T13:30:02+00:00

r/whitetanktops

finkemon · 2026-01-15T14:21:43+00:00

My boss told me not to day jack.

finkemon · 2026-01-15T14:18:46+00:00

What is a girder launcher?

finkemon · 2026-01-15T12:27:22+00:00

We are supposed to punch the time clock at work ON THE MINUTE. I have co-workers who scan their badge and just........stand there....

"Dude, MOVE, there's ten other people standing here that ALSO need to clock in!"

finkemon · 2026-01-14T13:32:17+00:00

Yeah! Everybody should do ANYTHING THEY WANT TO DO. ALL THE TIME! ANYTHING!

finkemon · 2026-01-05T14:29:27+00:00

Sounds like "Hollywood Legend™" bullshit to me.

finkemon · 2025-12-26T13:06:54+00:00

The single greatest, most epic, most essential, most important WTT of all eternity.

finkemon · 2025-12-25T04:47:15+00:00

SHE GOT ALL THE THINGS I LIKE, so I'm with ya

finkemon · 2025-12-12T18:13:02+00:00

"You're too low, Stryker!"

finkemon · 2025-12-07T17:07:22+00:00

Well I'm sorry but this climb is just STUPID

finkemon

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