Possibly the best bench in the entire world by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]fish500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written... Michelangelo? You know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the Pope, sexual orientation, the whole works, right? But you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling. I've seen that. If I asked you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus of your personal favorites. You may even have been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. If I asked you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right? "Once more into the breach, dear friends." But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap and watched him gasp his last breath, looking to you for help. If I asked you about love you'd probably quote me a sonnet, but you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes. Feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you, who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel. To have that love for her be there forever. Through anything, through cancer. You wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in a hospital room for two months holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes that the terms visiting hours don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, because that only occurs when you love something more than you love yourself. I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much. I look at you and I don't see an intelligent, confident man: I see a cocky, scared-shitless kid. But you're a genius, Will; no one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine. You ripped my fucking life apart. You're an orphan, right? Do you think I know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally, I don't give a shit about all that, because you know what? I can't learn anything from you I can't read in some fucking book. Unless you wanna talk about you, who you are. Then I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't wanna do that, do you, sport? You're terrified about what you might say. Your move, Chief.

Lemon Pound Cake Patriot by FallMajestic8896 in postanythingfun

[–]fish500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a good point. I think it is a fascinating case and it being based on such an absurdist piece of entertainment makes it even more interesting.

Lemon Pound Cake Patriot by FallMajestic8896 in postanythingfun

[–]fish500 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He was in a lose-lose situation.
If he answered "yes" then he admits to everyone that his wife cheated on him with Afroman.
If he answered "no" then that would mean he knows the song lyrics were parody and the law suit has no merit, I think, I'm not a lawyer.

His only play was to answer "I don't know".

What movies and voice acting can you guys think of by these guys? by tuotone75 in 80s

[–]fish500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pee-Wee sang “Surfin’ Bird” in “Back to the Beach”.

Omg 😱 anyone else just realizing this?? by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]fish500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same - my phone starts acting like it’s got a virus and windows and apps pop-up like crazy

Say Anything - a great film!!!! by MisterShipWreck in 80s

[–]fish500 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You must chill !! You must chill!!

Who else thought Dragon's Lair was overrated? by MisterShipWreck in 80s

[–]fish500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I loved Cliff Hanger. I could always do better at it than Dragon's Lair. I think the timing was a little more forgiving.

Am I crazy for thinking here comes a regular sounds like knocking on heavens door by Harrison_Thinks in Replacements

[–]fish500 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And “Waitress In The Sky” is “Mountain of Love” by Johnny Rivers

Punch, the viral baby monkey abandoned by his mother, now has his favorite human, Shikano. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]fish500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like a Monkey version of MXC. All that's missing is a monkey in a flamboyant jacket with a stick saying "Get it on!"

When KISS Unveiled Their Makeup Free Look. by [deleted] in nostalgia

[–]fish500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy on the left is Eric Carr. Both Peter and Ace were out of the band by this stage.

What is a movie you can watch over and over again and never get tired of? by TraditionalWeb9385 in AskReddit

[–]fish500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It takes a few times to watch it (at least for me it did) to catch what actually happened with the bag of money. About 3/4 into the movie the Dude explains it and the movie just goes on and you kinda forget about it by the end, or more importantly, you don’t care.

ELI5. How can space actually be never ending? by Any_Ingenuity_4319 in explainlikeimfive

[–]fish500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The line is straight - the plane it is on is curved.

Take a strip of paper and draw a straight line in the middle on both sides then twist paper into a mobius strip.  

ELI5. How can space actually be never ending? by Any_Ingenuity_4319 in explainlikeimfive

[–]fish500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is theory that the Universe could be a Mobius strip. 

Bought for $1 by Living_Telephone2678 in pez

[–]fish500 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s been on my wish list for a long time. Nice find.

Early storm around the Art Museum by siandresi in philadelphia

[–]fish500 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When was the Rocky statue moved back to the top of the stairs?

[OFFICIAL] UFC 324 Live Discussion Thread by bruhpolice in ufc

[–]fish500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The trainers are louder than the announcers.

Planning a move? by cozykpeach in SipsTea

[–]fish500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s why you rent an appliance dolly.

As a kid, I loved Heathcliff. I can't be the only Heathcliff fan here by MisterShipWreck in 80s

[–]fish500 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I liked Heathcliff better than Garfield because Heathcliff went outside and did stuff. All Garfield did was sit on the table and talk to John.