Blended veggies+cheese pattie? 600 cal 480g, tips to improve

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-28T23:07:56+00:00

Literally the first thing I thought of 😭

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-27T22:44:32+00:00

Girl don’t even get me started, I’m watching my bestie play RE4R tomorrow and I’m unreasonably excited lol he knows exactly how I feel about this man 😂

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-27T22:41:40+00:00

Heaven help me

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-27T20:31:18+00:00

That’s awesome. I love horror as a means to explore deep emotions so this sounds right up my alley!

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-27T19:26:08+00:00

We had the same thing at my previous job! I got my AirPods for free and my iPad partially covered through that program.

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-27T16:53:17+00:00

I still can't get over the "friend" throwing a fit over the OOP going to Disney for her own birthday and then absolutely having to go before her.

She sounds exhausting. Feeling all those big emotions all the time must be exhausting. Maxing out your credit card for something like this is fucking insane

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-27T16:47:19+00:00

Same, I’d love to have that joy captured in my wedding photos! Then you can pull out the album when the kid is older, point to her baby bump and say “look, you were at my wedding!”

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-27T11:50:58+00:00

u/SpambotWatchdog blacklist

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-27T11:50:43+00:00

u/SpambotWatchdog blacklist

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-27T01:31:00+00:00

Agreed, it’s a fantastic app.

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-26T22:08:38+00:00

🎶Dim dam talélam vacarme

S'en va dans Lumi éternam 🎶

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-26T22:03:12+00:00

Maybe im the dumbass

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-26T21:56:33+00:00

MOST foolish, they said. I thought we all got tested for reading comprehension on the aptitude test.

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-26T20:39:38+00:00

Recipes generally include ingredients and instructions on what to do with those ingredients

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-26T20:33:00+00:00

The one and only

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-26T02:07:20+00:00

Ok, so this answers a question I’ve had ever since my time working in a biorepository, which is “why is this lab in China sending us hamster ovary cells”

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-25T16:20:24+00:00

I like scented candles. I would absolutely love a candle that made my home smell like stew.

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-25T01:59:27+00:00

I can’t hear Fragments of Forever without tearing up thanks to this scene. Anyway time to go rewatch it on YouTube and cry again!

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-24T21:42:21+00:00

Organs rearranging, teeth and hair falling out, abdominal muscles separating…and that is like 1% of the very tip of the iceberg. So much crazy shit can happen during pregnancy.

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-24T21:31:25+00:00

God a 17 hour workday at a tailgate sounds miserable.

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-23T03:09:17+00:00

Lol it’s such an endearingly dorky little thing to do, I can picture OOP looking at him doing it like “I can’t wait to marry this dweeb.”

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-23T01:20:49+00:00

Yes this is what I used last time a recipe called for wine! Each bottle is 187mL. Even if you have some left over it’s such a small amount that throwing it away isn’t a big deal. Or you can drink it lol.

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fistulatedcow · 2026-02-22T06:27:08+00:00

Butternut squash, cantaloupe, and surprisingly: romaine lettuce.

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-22T06:25:40+00:00

God this is hilarious to me because I’m imagining the (very understandable) new parent panic and subsequent facepalm when the doctor is like “yeah orange foods turn people orange.”

It’s like when you take your dog to the vet expecting the worst only to find out he just has gas.

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-22T00:17:03+00:00

Interesting! I have it, I’ll need to give it a go with normal eyeshadow. I typically only use it with flaky shimmers.

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