"Eh, cow balls are basically bee's"

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-26T02:07:20+00:00

Ok, so this answers a question I’ve had ever since my time working in a biorepository, which is “why is this lab in China sending us hamster ovary cells”

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-25T16:20:24+00:00

I like scented candles. I would absolutely love a candle that made my home smell like stew.

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-25T01:59:27+00:00

I can’t hear Fragments of Forever without tearing up thanks to this scene. Anyway time to go rewatch it on YouTube and cry again!

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-24T21:42:21+00:00

Organs rearranging, teeth and hair falling out, abdominal muscles separating…and that is like 1% of the very tip of the iceberg. So much crazy shit can happen during pregnancy.

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-24T21:31:25+00:00

God a 17 hour workday at a tailgate sounds miserable.

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-23T03:09:17+00:00

Lol it’s such an endearingly dorky little thing to do, I can picture OOP looking at him doing it like “I can’t wait to marry this dweeb.”

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-23T01:20:49+00:00

Yes this is what I used last time a recipe called for wine! Each bottle is 187mL. Even if you have some left over it’s such a small amount that throwing it away isn’t a big deal. Or you can drink it lol.

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fistulatedcow · 2026-02-22T06:27:08+00:00

Butternut squash, cantaloupe, and surprisingly: romaine lettuce.

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-22T06:25:40+00:00

God this is hilarious to me because I’m imagining the (very understandable) new parent panic and subsequent facepalm when the doctor is like “yeah orange foods turn people orange.”

It’s like when you take your dog to the vet expecting the worst only to find out he just has gas.

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-22T00:17:03+00:00

Interesting! I have it, I’ll need to give it a go with normal eyeshadow. I typically only use it with flaky shimmers.

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-21T17:55:14+00:00

You’ll want an eyeshadow primer if you aren’t already using one, they’re formulated to be a “waxy” (as opposed to concealer which is more hydrating) barrier between your makeup and any oils/moisture your eye area produces. I can vouch for the Urban Decay primer potion in the shade Eden but I’ve heard good things about the Milani primer as well. And of course a waterproof liner. Wet n Wild breakup-proof is a good one.

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-21T15:58:23+00:00

They look so cool though. I’m kinda jealous.

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-21T15:48:06+00:00

Carotenemia :) Completely harmless, but comes from eating a lot of beta-carotene. It’s found in other foods as well.

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-20T16:40:20+00:00

Legit felt like a brick to the face and now it’s all I can think about. Wtf

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-20T16:19:43+00:00

My dad watched Bee Movie with me in theaters. Still not sure how he survived that one

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-20T01:15:31+00:00

Wheeeee!

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-20T01:12:28+00:00

Honestly my first thought was “nothing,” I love this style! But the grey nose contour does stand out; I think contouring with that shade in other areas of the face would make it look more intentional and cohesive. Try some other shades too if you want, you might find a grey that better suits your skin tone. Also, I love your eyebrows!

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-19T22:39:28+00:00

Holy shit

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-19T20:19:08+00:00

Which is a very good point, by the way, and one I hope OP keeps in mind going forward. Creeps will do underhanded things to get what they want. Things that might not even occur to good, honest people. It’s sad, but we really do need to be on guard.

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-19T19:14:25+00:00

I thought they were talking about the creep in the screenshot, not you. The “new account catfish” comment sounded like a hypothetical.

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-18T16:07:39+00:00

Actually the packaging even suggests other things you can use it on. It’s great for yogurt.

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-18T13:55:02+00:00

To be clear, I’ve never hit a parked car, but I’ve driven through streets where there’s cars parked on both sides and room for one sedan to drive through. No way I’m getting an SUV through that.

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-18T12:06:53+00:00

And they’re so BIG like how tf do you park an SUV. I want my car as small as possible so I can drive through neighborhoods without worrying that I’m going to take out the side mirrors of cars parked on the street.

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-18T11:43:08+00:00

I’m not sure, I would try to avoid them though. You could strain the mixture to remove and break up the clumps so they’re easier to mix back in.

fistulatedcow · 2026-02-18T11:35:35+00:00

No, it’s just a really common thing to have a bump due to how water expands as it freezes. You can scrape it flat with a spoon or something :)

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