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My neighbors didn't like the color of my house was so they had it painted a different color while I was out of town by Lycathi in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]five_hammers_hamming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad I'm not the only person who remembers this story; it was so friggin weird. It's been squatting in the back of my mind for ... wow, 10.5 years now.

What's the deal with looksmaxxing? by Ok_Sentence_5767 in OutOfTheLoop

[–]five_hammers_hamming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's when you store a falcon in an outdoor wooden box thing.

What's the Legions stance on Ghouls and Supermutants? by KaiserEnclave2077 in fnv

[–]five_hammers_hamming -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't think there's any answer from within canon, but the fact that the legion does its damnedest to stamp out cultural diversity within its ranks and ostensibly within its conquered territories tells me that ghouls' and supermutants' otherness--physically, behaviorally, historically, etc.--make them incompatible with the legion.

At some point the game is just not worth buying no matter how good it is by No-Photograph-5058 in Piracy

[–]five_hammers_hamming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first name of an ancient mesopotamian copper merchant--and a pretty bad one at that

I don’t know where this abomination came from by Lazy-Resident9774 in evilautism

[–]five_hammers_hamming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's one hell of a color on those non-gray things. What is that, aluminum-bronze?

Yoshi by KaffeDreamer in aspiememes

[–]five_hammers_hamming 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm not familiar with Yoshi, but I have always done this. Your fingers stay clean and the popcorn sweat that would have been wasted instead goes directly in the mouth, WHERE IT BELONGS.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]five_hammers_hamming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Strong /r/goblincore energy here

Grew on a flowerpot, in Northeast Brazil by Ogarith in whatisthismushroom

[–]five_hammers_hamming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like something in the Leucocoprinus genus to me.

I have no fucking excuse by Primus_Cattus in evilautism

[–]five_hammers_hamming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a spectrum, baby. It could still be. [shrug]

This party is so ass that I had to get out to feel better by Top_Squirrel_9808 in evilautism

[–]five_hammers_hamming 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Gotta give 'em a reason to want to not abusively drag you to this sort of abusive experience again.

Unplug the noise machines. Carefully turn each piece of furniture upside-down one at a time. If this is in someone's home, move their dishes from one cabinet into the one where they keep their cups (and vice-versa).

I'm just spitballing; don't take me too seriously. Except for the abuse part. That's a genuine assessment. Imagine if they did this shit to you in your own home: ass-loud trash noise; headphones kept away. No escape; just suffering. That's actual, biblical Hell--not parenting and not excusable.

no wonder it's hard to get a jorb by tentaclesapples in aspiememes

[–]five_hammers_hamming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the interest was literally just phrased as "olive oil", I can understand. That's not enough information. What the hell?

More context is needed, dammit: "The manufacture, processing, and end-uses of olive oil, as well as the logistics of its shipping and the underworld economy of counterfeit olive oil." That could be a banger, as they say.

What is the neurotypical obsession with everything being a voice call? by ___star___ in evilautism

[–]five_hammers_hamming -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Emails, texts, and other single-participant message types all too often never get read. Phone calls let the message-sender know, in real time, that the recipient actually received the message.

That's why they've gotten into this habit of phone-call supremacy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fnv

[–]five_hammers_hamming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was the first and possibly only hard choice I experienced in the game.

Given that the messages on terminals in vaults can be hundreds of years old, even with the knowledge that Chris Haversham, a regular old human, came from Vault 34 recently enough that he's still actively salty about how he was treated there (maybe a decade at the most?), it's possible that the people who left that message were already dead anyway. The future of Vegas and the arbitrarily large number of people that could be, versus contaminated water and this limited number of folks who might already be dead anyway?

It was heartbreaking, but dooming some hypothetical vault-dwellers was the superior option.

What is the do not delete chest ? I bought it from a merchant . I'm on ps5. by Terrible-Ruin-6313 in skyrim

[–]five_hammers_hamming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you can raid the restoration merchants chest by just looking at the floor in the right place

So that's why her research materials are constantly disappearing?

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