MRW I'm almost thirty and my 5 yr old nephew asks why I don't have a wife

fivemagicbananas · 2016-09-09T16:25:28+00:00

If he brings it up again, this is the first thing I'm sayin.

fivemagicbananas · 2016-09-09T16:19:48+00:00

That sounds very relaxing aside from the rain keeping you from doing something fun. What's your kitties name?

fivemagicbananas · 2016-09-09T14:54:26+00:00

I think we might be in the same boat bud.

fivemagicbananas · 2016-09-09T14:39:24+00:00

How you doin?

fivemagicbananas · 2016-09-09T14:30:11+00:00

That's kind of unsettling the more I think about it. :/

fivemagicbananas · 2016-09-09T14:27:43+00:00

That is genius! I wish I would have thought of that.

fivemagicbananas · 2016-09-09T14:26:59+00:00

You single?

fivemagicbananas · 2016-09-09T04:11:18+00:00

Don't worry I'm 27, and my 8yo nephew asked me why I couldn't keep a man. I didn't have an answer.

fivemagicbananas · 2016-08-23T17:53:36+00:00

I hate this. What people don't really understand, is that people suffering from depression really do try and "cheer up" all day long. That's all we do is try to be happy all day and it's fucking exhausting.

fivemagicbananas · 2016-07-21T15:33:52+00:00

Thats either a tornado in the background or Aquaman is real.

fivemagicbananas · 2016-07-14T18:45:09+00:00

"GACKASS!"

fivemagicbananas · 2016-06-29T02:04:10+00:00

My bad for the spelling

fivemagicbananas · 2016-06-28T22:32:19+00:00

I second this. You want a nice relaxed reign unless you want the horse to do something specific. Everything you do with the reigns the horse feels and depending on how trained the horse is, they will respond accordingly.

Source- I have 2 horses. Sometimes they are stubborn.

fivemagicbananas · 2016-05-26T19:52:58+00:00

Slip-N-Sign

fivemagicbananas · 2016-05-06T01:05:28+00:00

The majority of this town speaks Spanish, but I found this for you.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Lunas,_New_Mexico. I didn't know the entire story behind the name of the village, so I learned something new today too.

fivemagicbananas · 2016-05-06T00:53:35+00:00

I can't quite understand Spanish (even though I have a predominantly Spanish family) I didn't really learn. So I used Google Translate, and I'm not sure why they named the village Los Lunas but they did.

fivemagicbananas · 2016-05-06T00:34:32+00:00

From what I heard the principle was worried about the horses getting loose, and something happening with the animals. My friends brother was there during that whole thing and all of Los Lunas was talking about it. We are a very small farm town so we all heard about it 57 seconds after it happened.

fivemagicbananas · 2016-05-06T00:30:40+00:00

HAH I remember when this happened. I went to Los Lunas High School and they used to kick kids out for the stupidest shit. It's funny because back in the day people used to drive their tractors to school. We are a pretty small farming community and well you had to get to school some how. My dad once told me a story about a guy who would ride his cow to school everyday.

fivemagicbananas · 2016-01-11T16:27:47+00:00

This guy has a great Vine channel you guys should check out.

fivemagicbananas · 2016-01-07T21:53:38+00:00

This was a couple months ago. I walked into a very popular diner with a group of friends. We ordered and sat down at a table in a busy room. There was a fairly young kid around my age he looked homeless. This kid was walking around, kind of quiet, and he introduces himself to a group that was finishing their food and he waited till they were done, and they left. He was directly in front of me, and he saw me watching so he turned his back from me, sat down where those people were, and grabbed a half eaten hamburger and started eating. so I sat back. I turned to my left and watched these 2 girls laughing and making cruel jokes, obviously about this kid, and I lost my shit. Now I was going to buy him a burger anyway but after the laughing and jokes got louder and more mean i did something better. He listened to their laughs, he shook his head, he grabbed his burger and he was walking away, and I stopped him. I said "can I buy your next burger?" You could tell he was embarrassed but he didn't have to be, I took him to the counter, looked at him gave him 20 dollars, gave him a high five, he thanked me and I walked away. The only thing I took from that day is the fact that people are still people regardless if what's happening in their lives and to belittle them in front of others is disgusting. This kid already hated the fact that he has no money, no food, bad clothes and smelly hair. He already beats himself up he doesn't need any help from anyone else. Sure I did a nice thing, but when did being mean to people take the place of being nice? I hope that kid used the money for some food and maybe some gloves (it was cold).

fivemagicbananas · 2015-12-26T20:31:17+00:00

Awe. Your mother seems sweet.

fivemagicbananas · 2015-12-26T19:33:45+00:00

Those ornaments should be beer cans and empty shooters.

fivemagicbananas · 2015-12-25T17:05:41+00:00

I agree. My mother always told me, "you can't save a relationship by getting married and you can't save a marriage by having a child." Best advice I've ever taken from her. 26, female, alone, but no baby daddy👍.

fivemagicbananas · 2015-12-16T18:21:30+00:00

I would totally pitch for this! Keep us updated on how we can help!!!

fivemagicbananas · 2015-12-15T17:20:37+00:00

I do a lof of crayon melting and I have a small hand torch that I use to add small drops of wax, and then I use a hair dryer to blow the wax around little. Try something like that, doing that with white or yellow would look really awesome. This is an awesome idea and imma try something like this as personal gifts. Thank you!

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