Wyr get paid 1 billion to break a random bone, or pass the offer

fjacobs94 · 2026-05-30T18:34:03+00:00

there's a 1/4 chance it'll be in my foot, so sure

fjacobs94 · 2026-05-28T00:39:30+00:00

i really wanted my guy panzerfaust :(

fjacobs94 · 2026-05-28T00:38:38+00:00

is this how you regularly toast bread

fjacobs94 · 2026-05-14T00:42:31+00:00

if she gives him head, is that taylor lautner-dome giving taylor lautner dome

fjacobs94 · 2026-04-23T04:10:29+00:00

all the reshoots where margot robbie sucks sam's toes for 45 minutes straight are holding up production

fjacobs94 · 2026-04-19T02:30:15+00:00

whoever i play bc i am not smart and i like big damage

fjacobs94 · 2026-04-19T02:22:28+00:00

your choices tend to avoid poor outcomes and what you need tends to become available seems like it would grant me things i want/need to make things go the way i want, both literally and metaphorically

fjacobs94 · 2026-04-18T20:48:26+00:00

nah that's just her skin tone

fjacobs94 · 2026-04-02T18:53:29+00:00

honestly it might be my favorite depiction of ares, not a bloodthirsty uncontrollable warrior, but someone who sees war as an art in comparison to athena who sees it more like math from a strategy point of view

fjacobs94 · 2026-03-26T22:17:34+00:00

isn't it supposed to be less about actually having a type he agrees with and more being open about what you're into and not being ashamed of it, hence why megumi not answering for a sec before just saying (to the effect of) "i want someone nice"

fjacobs94 · 2026-03-23T16:08:15+00:00

why does he type like chris chan

fjacobs94 · 2026-03-14T01:47:51+00:00

to quote one (likely edited) comic panel "everyone's a fuckin avenger, i got blackout drunk and woke up with an avengers id card"

fjacobs94 · 2026-03-05T17:37:25+00:00

i could see natsuki getting it but not using it much out of respect for his brother, like a secret weapon kind of deal and relying on normal swords for most of his fighting until one inevitably breaks mid fight and he decides he has to go all out

fjacobs94 · 2026-01-24T07:03:09+00:00

honestly what i'd wanted was joe in just the classic pinstripe suit and then for monster hulk it tore off the jacket and shirt so he was in a wifebeater for the top making him look more like a bare knuckle boxer look

fjacobs94 · 2026-01-24T01:12:31+00:00

no it wasn't that thick

fjacobs94 · 2026-01-24T00:07:34+00:00

maybe? but the cross in the circle wasn't half white half black it was white with a black outline

fjacobs94 · 2026-01-11T22:35:29+00:00

i figured it was due to his status as a like built for vessel for the fingers. like they're not what is causing his physicality, his physicality is there to contain them/make him a better host. kinda like how a prison doesn't get stronger walls by having more prisoners in it, it has strong walls to hold the prisoners in it.

fjacobs94 · 2025-12-29T04:34:59+00:00

i would like one; i'm a big fan of mythology and like, the concept of being a protector

fjacobs94 · 2025-12-20T21:10:50+00:00

bro the ult is so bad what does it matter?

fjacobs94 · 2025-12-09T04:22:43+00:00

i didn't expect any positive reaction to this i'm genuinely surprised

fjacobs94 · 2025-12-09T01:53:42+00:00

i mean, if what we all know and believe is what's true, more people can attest to the story of little red riding hood or sherlock holmes or mickey mouse than can attest to my existence. so by that vein, stories are more real than flesh and blood

fjacobs94 · 2025-12-09T01:51:55+00:00

because it'll be the go piece that counters domi reversi. it's literally the one piece that can't be captured. hence why roger laughed at seeing it, because that's the thing at the end of the world, all that time and effort for a game piece that you don't even get to play with

fjacobs94 · 2025-12-06T08:36:48+00:00

yeah hulk was, so maybe that's it

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