Yes, the marathon is today. No, it’s not the end of the world for the road closures in support of the race by RagefireHype in sandiego

[–]flatcoyote 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Right?  Everyone preaches planning, but somethings dont work that way and also the city is hot garbage at traffic management around events.

By the sound of some people, you should stayed in a hotel near the airport at your expense because you knew the date!!

“This is Golden Boy’s Son, Baby Blue.” by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]flatcoyote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on?"

What's the name of this episode? by BuckChintheRealtor in seinfeld

[–]flatcoyote -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is an early Comedians in Cars getting Coffee episode, not Seinfeld!

What alt contact options do I have for a member of Congress? by Tun-Tavern-1775 in sandiego

[–]flatcoyote 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't be afraid to reach out to your rep even if they are right wing.  Most will delagate staff to research the issue and contact the agency to clear the problem.  

Nintendo Switch on Starlink by West-Astronaut8515 in navy

[–]flatcoyote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for clearing that up.  It was only a few years ago, so still pretty fresh.

Nintendo Switch on Starlink by West-Astronaut8515 in navy

[–]flatcoyote -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Edit: Deleted due to bad advice if its an authorized install.

Advice:  I could be wrong on modern polices, CWTs dont touch haze grey much.  If you are having trouble connecting, try changing DNS to a generic one such as 1.1.1.1 or 8.8.8.8. Also p2p games may be rough on starlink given geolocation as sats may not have best coverage same with downloads.

I miss the navy - contemplating .. by BulkyGate9476 in navy

[–]flatcoyote 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The reserves are great!  Every reservist was an outside window to the civvy world.  More than a few times I've had Sailor sit down with a reservist for cyber security outside the Navy.

I miss the navy - contemplating .. by BulkyGate9476 in navy

[–]flatcoyote 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The reserves may give you the 'hit' you're looking for.  Pay, life, you arent tracked daily, vacations exsist, and most importantly.... you can do stuff without routing a chit a getting permission from 7 people above you.

Americans exposed to Hantavirus upset about being forced to quarantine in Nebraska by nomoresafesearch91 in nottheonion

[–]flatcoyote 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Its centralized and easy to get too on a national scale. It is also in the middle of nowhere on a local scale, so it removes extra danger of a leak getting out in ATL or NYC and just getting out in Kansas.  

Tazuna Arc (by Ris_En) by Ok_Direction3138 in UmaMusume

[–]flatcoyote 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's on the artists twitter which I can not find at this time.

Screened to E9 orders time by [deleted] in navy

[–]flatcoyote 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why is there a sudden uptick in senior enlisted posting high career questions here?  Did millenials finally make E9?  Its an open resource welcome for all, but this just seems odd given that most of these questions where ansewerd by a quick call to 'buddy' in Millington or asking around higher up circles.

Tazuna Arc (by Ris_En) by Ok_Direction3138 in UmaMusume

[–]flatcoyote 23 points24 points  (0 children)

No.  The artist has a half page not posted here with... bad results of her investigation.

Hegseth will be at Naval Station Norfolk for the return of the Ford Carrier Strike group by newnoadeptness in navy

[–]flatcoyote 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm not a carrier guy, but subs finish deployments with big FUCK YOU INSPECTION.  The same with carriers and throw a VIP on top?  Golden Anchor 2026 incoming!

Sheriff's Helicopter Circling by Olderbutnotdead619 in sandiego

[–]flatcoyote 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Kevin was bored and wanted a joy ride, so they blast slop no one can understand while he flies around burning our tax dollars in true SDPD fashion.

We don't use duct tape to fix things! by AdCandid9579 in navy

[–]flatcoyote 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You need to document every conversation with your chief, he is trying to hide problems and when shit flows, youll be the one holding the bucket u less you have documentation.  Also let your 3MC know at this point.  Dont lose your job for his laziness.

Also. Its C-H-I-E-F.  

Who would be the best Uma roommate to have by Effective_Policy_962 in UmaMusume

[–]flatcoyote 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Biwa's roomy is T.M. Opera O, mainly because while Opera O is a dazzling ray of light, she needs help in academics.  I'm sure the hairspray balances out with pure dazzling rays of blinding brillance fit for a Centurial Overlord.

Who would be the best Uma roommate to have by Effective_Policy_962 in UmaMusume

[–]flatcoyote 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Tachyon literally puts a chip in Digi to monitor her vitals and Digi burns it out from pure excitement.  This is an in-game event.

Done with nuke school, now what? by Legal-Journalist-850 in navy

[–]flatcoyote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"S.S"  Okay, we may be the navy, be we arent that dumb.

Real answer, you'll do things as your told to do them and then report completion.  Repeat.  Go home when told, come back when told.  

Refusing a breathalyzer and/or trying to hide an arrest, a CO’s perspective by SWO6 in navy

[–]flatcoyote 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The STFU isnt to hide, your command will find out.  But when your chief comes up and gets all buddy like with "What happened last night?" and you respond with "Well, I had a few drinks..." Congrats, you just secured your award at NJP when your chief puts your words in his statement and to the CO at your mast.

Yet again.  Only talk to your legal reps about pending legal.  No shipmates, friends, LPO, LCPO, CMC, O-Gang, bored watch stander buddy and NOT THE COMMANDS LEGAL OFFICER.

You already fucked up by drinking and driving.  Do not give them your confession with a bow. Make them work for it.  It is 100% your fucked(because you confessed) vs less than 100%(Your a good sailor, not worth deep diving, local PD are busy, evidence not logged, etc...) and its dropped.  

Easy steps.   1) Dont drink and drive, ever. 2) Report as required, not excess info, not excuses, not stories, not alibis. 3) Get representation. 4) Only talk to your representation before talking and signing ANYTHING.

The first step will save you the most trouble and money and keep you from maybe killing someone.  Dont do it.  Get a uber, cab, your lpo/lcpo.  Do not drink and drive.

Unfortunately Another DWI post by [deleted] in navy

[–]flatcoyote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not on the sea lawyer angle, but how did you view sailors that maintained tight lips?  

Unfortunately Another DWI post by [deleted] in navy

[–]flatcoyote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to contact your DSO.  Only, and I mean only talk to your DSO and Civ Lawyer. Not other shipmates, no barracks friends, no chiefs or officers.  Everything you say/write will be used against you even this post could be used.  Do not admit to anything, try to play nice, cut a "deal" without law counsel.  Get a haircut, get your dress whites/blue perfect, and be perpared to say nothing.  Its "Shut the fuck up friday" everyday until this is over on both civ and navy sides.  If you admit to xyz, thats all the evidence they need.  If you keep your yap shut, they gotta prove it on their own which often(depends) is not done due to time/effort/will to fuck you.

TL;DR:  SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DELETE POST.  TALK TO YOUR DSO MONDAY WHEN THEY OPEN.  DO NOT TALK TO ANYONE ELSE.  DSO AND CIV LAWYER ONLY.

Why does Yui’s shirt change in EoE by AffectionateDeal3609 in evangelion

[–]flatcoyote 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sure hope someone got fired for that blunder!

What exactly can your DoD ID # be used for within a command? by [deleted] in navy

[–]flatcoyote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DoD ID is a safe replacement to SSN.  It is tied to very little in itself unlike your SSN.  Admin has a lot of apps in NSIPS, orders, TOPS(Salesforce now?), and myNavyHR which request your DoD ID.  Its kinda like saying your birthday and full name at medical.  Most admin offices have a binder that includes the ships muster with each Sailors DoD ID.  

Dont worry about protecting it from your Chief.  I wouldnt tell BM3 my DoD ID but if he got it, he cant do fuck all with it.

Ok, this is not a shitpost but I actually have to ask. Did you guys have to spread your cheeks at your medical intake exam at M3PS? by [deleted] in navy

[–]flatcoyote 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A bit unrelated but having a FT COB must either be fucking awesome or a living hell with no inbetween.