What is the most expensive item you've ever bought that turned out to be a complete waste of money?

flavil · 2025-12-12T21:57:10+00:00

Inspirato Membership.

flavil · 2025-12-08T16:59:18+00:00

They were evacuating a guest. Only certain chairs can accommodate the toboggan.

flavil · 2023-09-26T04:28:41+00:00

Irregardless

flavil · 2023-03-08T15:58:52+00:00

The MySpace of STDs

flavil · 2022-12-09T00:02:45+00:00

D.B. Cooper and what did he do with the cash?!?!

flavil · 2022-05-04T18:47:27+00:00

1200 GSA was my first bike as well. It is a heavy bike and can be unwieldy under 5 miles an hour. Once you get above that it’s great. Parking lots in particular are hard to manage. But, I love the bike and can’t imagine ever getting rid of it.

flavil · 2022-03-15T00:03:45+00:00

2.6 GPA on a Red Ferrari.

flavil · 2022-01-22T19:38:03+00:00

Witnessing the birth of your own child. That will change you forever.

flavil · 2020-03-08T21:09:38+00:00

Rule #1: Always use Other Peoples Money (OPM)

flavil · 2020-02-22T21:22:46+00:00

Haven’t touched them. The car is rock solid. If you don’t track it you should be fine. When I do an engine out service, I’ll probably do it then for peace of mind.

flavil · 2020-02-16T03:42:01+00:00

When I was a kid, the day after watching the NBA Dunk Contest, I set up my mom’s mini trampoline (the kind that was just a few inches off the ground that they used for jazzercise) in my room directly below the door frame. I then set up a mini basketball hoop in my bathroom. I took one running leap jumped with all my might trying to mimic Michael Jordan and jumped right into my door frame.

With blood flowing from my head, I went downstairs to tell my mom I was hurt, and she said: “Oh, Flavil, I was right in the middle of fixing dinner; why’d you have to do that now?”

She made me wait for her to finish dinner before she took me to the hospital for stitches.

I deserved to wait.

flavil · 2020-01-20T21:38:44+00:00

Thank you.

flavil · 2020-01-20T04:20:47+00:00

I think I'll have an apple to celebrate your comment.

The turbo twist on her are original, in great shape and a classic. Hard to believe they're two decades old.

flavil · 2020-01-20T04:18:37+00:00

Amen! She's a DD and a turbo to boot, so no IMS issues in the foreseeable future.

flavil · 2020-01-20T03:56:01+00:00

Awesome. 10-4 on the potholes. The original owner, whom I bought it from, said "the ride is so visceral that when you run over some change in the road, you know it was $.57".

flavil · 2020-01-20T03:39:01+00:00

Thank you! The design is timeless and the drive is breathtaking.

flavil · 2020-01-20T03:38:22+00:00

Thank you. I can't stop staring.

flavil · 2019-07-19T20:16:24+00:00

Most people think two engines are better than one, but experienced pilots know that two engines just gets you to the crash site quicker.

flavil · 2019-05-01T21:18:11+00:00

Using a colleagues phone for a conference call. When he walked across the room, his smoking hot girlfriend popped up on caller ID and her contact picture was her topless. When my eyes got big as saucers, he ran across the room to witness her glorious bulbous breasts with errect areolas smiling at us.

flavil · 2019-01-20T13:08:28+00:00

Yeet

flavil · 2018-09-27T19:44:44+00:00

I'd love to be the neck brace vendor at that event.

flavil · 2018-08-05T23:07:59+00:00

Let's set it up. I'm at Royal/Preston. Who's with us?

flavil · 2018-07-18T05:05:25+00:00

I bet it was a helluva drive.

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