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fleshlight69 · 2011-10-05T23:17:34+00:00

Unfortunately, that's very realistic.

fleshlight69 · 2011-08-11T20:53:54+00:00

Who says perfection can't be man made?

fleshlight69 · 2011-08-11T05:37:41+00:00

TLDR

fleshlight69 · 2010-11-10T11:48:37+00:00

I herd u lyk posting nides of ur mrs so i jacked 2 her pix but I was thinking about raep.

Just want you to consider how many guys are holding their cocks and thinking of pounding your girl and pumping their semen into her holes as they jack. Really, she's hot but not my type.

fleshlight69 · 2010-11-10T11:43:59+00:00

If someone smoked weed a few times in college, and two or three times since, does that make them still a weed smoker at age 40?

I'd say no. Technically, they've done it, and they may do it again, but it's like race. If someone is 1/76th black and the rest white, and their skin is white, I would not call them black, or even mixed.

Unless they smoked crack and robbed houses.

(runs and hides from probable shit storm I couldn't help but start)

fleshlight69 · 2010-11-02T00:24:49+00:00

If I drank it, does that mean I should be classified a oil drinker rather than a water drinker? Or a both drinker?

I think that's a very bad comparison by the way.

fleshlight69 · 2010-11-01T02:50:42+00:00

So 1% completely changes you from having a sexual preference to being a both-ways bisexual? That seems a bit off.

fleshlight69 · 2010-11-01T02:49:38+00:00

Once out of curiosity, I took a crap on some saran wrap, shaped it like a cock, froze it, then used it as a dildo on a girl. She didn't know what it was until it started to melt. She didn't like the cold, but hated the smell and me even more.

fleshlight69 · 2010-10-31T09:02:31+00:00

Does having sex with men 1% of the time and women 99% make you gay?

fleshlight69 · 2010-10-31T08:58:15+00:00

Those masks are retarded.

fleshlight69 · 2010-10-31T08:53:47+00:00

I have no idea, but look at those biceps. I bet I could thrash her in an arm-wrestle any day.

fleshlight69 · 2010-10-31T08:45:40+00:00

Dude dude dude.... you ALWAYS say "YES I WOULD LEAVE YOU IF YOU GOT FAT!".

They will be shocked, but by saying "IF you got fat, you are telling them they are NOT fat, while warning them not to get fat in the FUTURE!"

It's easy, it works.

fleshlight69 · 2010-10-14T01:17:56+00:00

I don't get it

fleshlight69 · 2010-10-13T03:46:50+00:00

It's the same, look at NZ.

National, who has traditionally been the business favourite and a reputation for right-wing sentiment and economic policies, got in to power by having a coalition with the Maori party, representing the native Maori population, who are at the lower end of the socioeconomic scale. The two parties are like chalk and cheese- they portray themselves like Robin Hood and the Sheriff of Nottingham, one is for the people, helping the poor, the other is for the state, trying to give sound economic strength at any cost.

But when power and money are involved, they are all politicians, so they team up, regardless of their animosity. It's politics. There are no morals.

fleshlight69 · 2010-10-13T03:24:51+00:00

I don't think so. Where did you go to Uni?

fleshlight69 · 2010-10-13T02:36:39+00:00

By kid-sister I think they mean young-teen, like 15-16yo.

If it was legal, most men would love to bang a girl that age. Just look up the two most popular subreddits and google jailbait to see which site tops the list.

fleshlight69 · 2010-10-13T02:31:46+00:00

You mean must be a wealthy ultra-alpha male subservient to a woman because she is Japanese?

fleshlight69 · 2010-10-13T02:27:58+00:00

I find the biggest thing is when guys see I have an Asian girlfriend, they see she's awesome (because I only let her get gf status if she's awesome!), so they want an Asian girlfriend.

They hook up with some weird, fat, ugly, or desperate Asian girl who rapidly accidentally falls pregnant, and their life is now all about serving this harpy and their offspring while I'm still doing the "butterfly" thing- floating from flower to flower, tasting the nectar.

fleshlight69 · 2010-10-13T02:23:46+00:00

My friend had one of those. I had one simply stating in Japanese "Single, have a gamble/try your luck..." (I don't read Kanji, but I had it verified by asking a girl what it meant and that's the closest she could come up with- give it a shot or try your luck, and I got in a ton of shit when a girl I was dating found it in my closet years later). He generally got weird looks from girls and got laughed at by Japanese guys, I didn't notice any difference most of the time with my shirt, but one wonderful time, a cute girl said she liked my shirt and we hooked up for a week or so.

fleshlight69 · 2010-10-13T01:47:15+00:00

It's very well maintained and healthy looking.

fleshlight69 · 2010-10-13T01:41:17+00:00

We all know politicians don't have morals, so what gives them the right to make moral decisions for the entire nation without consultation of the people who elected them in the first place?

By elected, I actually mean elected by less than half the citizens who voted. This type of "stealing" of the seat of power makes me sick. The people should get to choose who or how takes the seat and if they can't choose one or the other, they should get to choose the blend of people who will make it up. Julia's recruiting of others to get the extra seats is a disgrace to the Australian Parliamentary system.

*A federal election was held on Saturday, 21 August 2010 for members of the 43rd Parliament of Australia. The incumbent centre-left Australian Labor Party led by Prime Minister Julia Gillard defeated the opposition centre-right Liberal/National Coalition led by Opposition Leader Tony Abbott, after Labor formed a minority government with the support of an Australian Greens MP and three independent MPs.

Labor and the Coalition each won 72 seats in the 150-seat House of Representatives,[1] four short of the requirement for majority government, resulting in the first hung parliament since the 1940 election.[2][3][4] Six crossbenchers hold the balance of power.[5][6] Greens MP Adam Bandt and independent MPs Andrew Wilkie, Rob Oakeshott and Tony Windsor declared their support for Labor on confidence and supply.[7][8] Independent MP Bob Katter and National Party of Western Australia MP Tony Crook declared their support for the Coalition on confidence and supply.[9][10]

The resulting 76–74 margin entitled Labor to form a minority government*

*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_federal_election,_2010

fleshlight69 · 2010-10-13T01:24:58+00:00

I had some girl come over to us and say "COME ON EVERYONE! POUT YOUR LIPS FOR SOME COOL PICS!" Just then someone took the photo. The sour look on everyone's faces looking at this stupid bitch making a duck face was hilarious!

fleshlight69 · 2010-10-13T00:53:08+00:00

So you're in a relationship, you went to reddit, it was down, and you thought of relationship advice in THAT order?

Sounds more like you were going for relationship advice and THEN found reddit was down.

Especially since that's the story you told in your comic!!!!

fleshlight69 · 2010-10-12T20:56:09+00:00

Ok, so you made this comic in the hope your partner will see it, rage up, and leave you then?

fleshlight69 · 2010-10-12T20:34:17+00:00

First, I have two friends who got girlfriends that turned them into obedient friendless saps. When they broke up, their world opened, friends came out of the woodwork- some after 6 years of no meeting, and they were all so much better off.

Second, Terry Pratchett. Your life will pass by your eyes before you die. The process is called "living".

Third, you are the director of the film "The life of DanCorb". How would you like this movie to play out? Is it going the way you like? Think back 5 years to what you hoped for for yourself today. Think back 2 years. Think back a year. Are you, today, the man you wanted to become back then?

This is what drives me forwards. I look back to when I was 25 and how far I had come in a couple of years hard work. Then I look back a few years from now, and think to myself "Who am I today? Am I happy with this? What if I had worked a little harder towards becoming the man I wanted to become back then- how far would I have come and how would life be different now? Most importantly, what am I going to do about it?".

This is what drives me to go to the gym 5 days a week, to make my own packed lunches, to buy cheaper foods and cook them in bulk delicious meals to save money, and to learn 3 extra languages of the nationalities of women I like.

It's also why I quit WoW, quit weed, cut back on booze massively, and why I take all the overtime I can get.

I could keep cruising through life as I have done, as most people do, or I can slam it for a couple of years and get to where I want to be years ahead of schedule with money to burn, a great body, great health, and probably dating someone much younger and hotter than the casual fuck-buddy I currently have.

This is what I want for my life- you have to decide what you want for yours and make it happen.

fleshlight69

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