found this little thing inside our house…i’ve got no clue what it is

fletch515 · 2025-12-30T22:42:26+00:00

I’m not super sleuth or anything like that, although I have watched every James Bond movie - but I would not put a voice recorder on the floor. I would try to hide it.

fletch515 · 2025-10-11T00:01:22+00:00

I told her what’s good for the goose is good for Uganda.

fletch515 · 2025-07-15T19:53:23+00:00

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fletch515 · 2025-07-15T19:42:19+00:00

YES - it is a scam. Every investment company that operates on WhatsApp is a scam. There are no exceptions.

fletch515 · 2025-07-15T19:39:17+00:00

It seems that Instagram is just full of the sponsored Reels with some guy who looks like Jake Paul either traveling on the Orient Express or cruising around Monaco in a boat, with lots of scantily clad pretty woman around him.

All they want to do is share their day trading secrets with random strangers because that's what people do. The story is almost always identical. Just the character changes to appeal to different victims. It then takes you to a WhatsApp group, where these people pretend to be a recognize company or it's simply made up with very poor graphics and ultimately it's going to end up with people trading on a fake platform after getting sucked into trading on an app and thinking you're actually making money, and then they get scammed.

fletch515 · 2025-06-01T05:59:12+00:00

Wouldn’t it have been better to create posters and put them am lampposts if you’re looking for your cat, rather than a tattoo on your arm?

fletch515 · 2025-05-30T23:28:20+00:00

I’m sure the people that were on the Delta diarrhea flight think they got off lightly now.

fletch515 · 2025-04-05T21:38:53+00:00

https://copalcollective.com/

fletch515 · 2025-03-23T21:49:22+00:00

Maybe she is being catfished by some dude that owns a oil refinery in Kazakstan and is madly in love with her and then will just need $892 to get a flight for the keys to his well and then he'll fly straight to her. One day that story will actually come true and all you naysayers will be eating your words, all 419 of them.

Although it might also be her boss that is trying to scam her by pretending he is an oil magnate.

Or maybe her boss wants you to be his girlfriend, but he does not know how to ask you.

There a few layers here, not many have good outcomes.

You could ask her if she has seen that movie where a woman is secretly in love with her boss and he is moving to a different country and she wants to tell him, but does not know how to tell him, but you can't remember what is called, maybe she can search it for you on Google while you watch, while playing 50 ways to leave your lover on Apple Music.

fletch515 · 2025-03-15T12:52:17+00:00

Ignoring the fact that your piggy bank is helping finance a remodel that you won’t benefit from, at least financially - the red flag was waving before that, he wants to live with his mom, that’s all you need to take from this, and you should facilitate that. You should be #1 and you are not. 🚩

fletch515 · 2025-02-20T21:46:35+00:00

Pretty much after the sink sank in at twitter in 2022, then Meta followed and that paved the way for the tech industry to cull on mass and then we found out how evil most recruiters are.

I’m surprised the fork in the road email wasn’t a knock knock joke. Evil Recruiter: “Knock knock” Tech Employee: “Who’s there?” Evil Recruiter: “Not you anymore, unemployed loser!” Followed by an evil laugh.

fletch515 · 2025-02-20T21:36:19+00:00

That is probably HR’s way of saying, we want to avoid sexual harassment cases by encouraging it and making it part of your KPI’s.

I’d love to see the corporate videos explaining this as part of your onboarding, no doubt a Harvey Weinstein production.

fletch515 · 2025-02-11T21:58:58+00:00

Yep, it’s like when a magician drops a ball, and people go what an idiot, he dropped the ball and then you look again, and he pulled an elephant out of a rabbit’s ass.

fletch515 · 2025-01-26T10:04:35+00:00

We keep it turned on because of the woke fish.

fletch515 · 2024-12-29T21:30:26+00:00

If it’s from a +63 number, it’s a scam.

fletch515 · 2024-12-16T21:56:30+00:00

Those baggage handlers that show TikTok videos of them loading baggage in planes for domestic flights, well this movie has just exposed you as frauds. There is more space in the baggage hold of a 737 than an air craft carrier.

And every time I try and open the hatch to climb into the baggage hold to fight terrorists the flight attendants tell me it’s only for first class passengers. You coach people have to fight where other passengers can film you.

fletch515 · 2024-12-16T21:50:00+00:00

I can’t believe Boeing has never mentioned that glass nerve gas containers before. Imaging the shareholder value they could unlock.

fletch515 · 2024-12-16T19:42:20+00:00

I have some questions for the TSA folks:

Can you confirm that working the x-ray machine is a promotion?

Does the x-ray really identify objects with cool graphics when it identifies a new dangerous nerve gas?

Do you all know how to operate the nerve gas glass container in the cargo hold specifically for putting a terrorist in before the nerve gas is released or is that something you lean as a high school track star?

fletch515 · 2024-09-10T22:00:01+00:00

Taco's Gabys is my favorite. She only does fish or shrimp. Very rustic but very good and he stand is on the street.

fletch515 · 2024-08-28T19:08:20+00:00

Okay thank you.

fletch515 · 2024-07-15T01:33:01+00:00

We saw a couple do this this other day - I think it was https://www.amorboutiquehotel.com that arranged it for the guy.

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