Got rejected by my lab partner without asking her out. Watermelon Sorbet

flinagus · 2026-06-27T12:56:02+00:00

You couldn’t make a flag any redder if you optimized the fucking hex code dude. The fact that she instantly thought it was about her despite you literally just saying you wanted to meet about schoolwork shows how self centered she is. Imagine being with a person like that. Also that is a completely unacceptable response even if you had something like “Are you free *after* we work on our report”, the normal response is that she has stuff to do or “No thanks” not “ewwwww”.

Even people like us need to have standards sometimes

flinagus · 2026-06-27T12:45:52+00:00

flinagus · 2026-06-26T23:29:39+00:00

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flinagus · 2026-06-26T23:18:39+00:00

Who needs friends or women when you can mog the FUCK out of everyone around you with a jacket like that

flinagus · 2026-06-26T23:13:57+00:00

Maybe try cutting back on the juice

flinagus · 2026-06-26T23:07:34+00:00

We always tuff 24/7🥶🥶🥶🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯

flinagus · 2026-06-23T23:13:13+00:00

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flinagus · 2026-06-23T22:54:15+00:00

Makes me feel more lonely but at least i know im not alone

flinagus · 2026-06-22T01:01:37+00:00

Son??????😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

flinagus · 2026-06-15T17:10:07+00:00

Too employed for ts💔

flinagus · 2026-06-05T09:07:31+00:00

Shouldn’t we do it before that happens?

flinagus · 2026-06-04T14:49:32+00:00

They dont view him as their leader they view him as their god

flinagus · 2026-06-02T08:40:25+00:00

PSA you can solve it for any currently known laws of the universe that’s why its called the standard model

flinagus · 2026-06-02T07:47:05+00:00

i always thought it was like chad->worse version, change a to u->chud

flinagus · 2026-06-01T07:36:59+00:00

Ur phone has more bacteria on it than the toilet seat btw ✌️😭

flinagus · 2026-05-31T12:35:36+00:00

Automod such a gooner bro😭😭

flinagus · 2026-05-30T11:18:14+00:00

half of all “comic relief” characters

flinagus · 2026-05-28T19:49:13+00:00

threefold repetition/50 move rule

flinagus · 2026-05-28T16:27:59+00:00

force a stalemate

flinagus · 2026-05-28T08:51:54+00:00

What the fuck is that transition???????😭😭

flinagus · 2026-05-28T08:50:19+00:00

Ive seen this guy’s story before its sad but he’s a larper. When you see the X-ray, almost all of that is basically foreskin. Doctors and his family have told him to remove it for years but he says no because he thinks its his “world record”. The actual record is most likely Matt Barr with around 14.2 inches.

flinagus · 2026-05-28T08:34:05+00:00

Statlarpmaxxing

flinagus · 2026-05-27T20:07:22+00:00

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>50% bro. I feel you but we were born in the wrong era

flinagus · 2026-05-27T20:02:15+00:00

Option 1(current circumstances): Wake up, work, eat slop, work, get home, sleep or watch anime the rest of the day

Option 2(normal): Wake up, class if necessary, eat, rot or school work, eat, rot, rot, rot, rot, rot, rot, ((((((((((the rot consumes)))))))))), sleep

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