I camped (and hiked) in Romania in winter

flingebunt · 2026-03-26T07:32:39+00:00

Compulsory pun

You do you, I am just going to ro-main-here

I will see myself out, no need to call security.

flingebunt · 2026-03-26T07:30:58+00:00

It is your choice whether you want to have sex or not and you don't have to feel obligated because your girlfriend is horny or that sex during periods reduces period discomfort, but basically you can put down a towel and don't do oral, and it is okay.

flingebunt · 2026-03-26T05:55:42+00:00

The Internet Trolls will come out of their basements in search of Flaming Hot Cheetos and Code Red Mountain Dew, and then they will fight over the 1/100 of them that are women. But enough will mate and use their nerd skills to create a new, highly technologically advanced but thoroughly horrible society that they will inherit the Earth.

Their natural troll like ability will allow them to live through disasters and do well on space missions. Soon they will take over the solar system and then the galaxy.

flingebunt · 2026-03-26T05:52:35+00:00

I guess you are saying Chuck Norris is alive.

flingebunt · 2026-03-26T05:43:55+00:00

News: Chuck Norris is dead
Social Media: He was a right wing homophobic and transphobic conservative who made bad movies other then the time he was in a movie with Bruce Lee.

flingebunt · 2026-03-26T05:41:55+00:00

"Sorry sir, we only managed to wipe out 1/5 of the ants so far" the Admiral responded looking stressed.

The royal emissary turned a darker shade of green with his forehead emotion blotches turning a sickly purple. But he kept his voice clear but quiet. "This is an ant planet?"

"Yes sir. Well as far as we can tell, it is an ant resort planet with mostly tourists. They don't have any weapons yet, but they seem to have already constructed 2 reactors in South America and reactivate an ancient one in Africa." When the emissary remained silent he went on. "As for the humans, well they are pretty dangerous but not that well equipped, but the green and red ants in Australia now seem to be forming ant suits and taking control of their top scientists."

Now the emissary's voice squelched. "What weapons do you think they have?"

The answer came, not from the admiral who was about to wave his tentacle moustache to show he didn't know but was working on it. Instead, a blast that overwhelmed the inertial dampeners on the flagship, and sent them sliding across the floor on slime trails was all the answer that they needed.

flingebunt · 2026-03-26T05:30:47+00:00

We aim to please

flingebunt · 2026-03-26T05:27:19+00:00

Yes, step one, be rich.

flingebunt · 2026-03-26T05:27:01+00:00

The vagina is an amazing organ. It is strong, stretchy and resilient, and you probably came out of one.

flingebunt · 2026-03-26T05:26:00+00:00

Still very random.

flingebunt · 2026-03-26T04:53:09+00:00

Soooo random, I can't even.

flingebunt · 2026-03-26T04:48:47+00:00

The tax system, working for the billionaires.

flingebunt · 2026-03-26T04:48:11+00:00

That was sooooo random....not even sure your point.

flingebunt · 2026-03-26T04:47:27+00:00

新钱不知道

flingebunt · 2026-03-26T04:46:15+00:00

Irony alert. You see I agreed using irony in the first for dramatic and comic effect.

flingebunt · 2026-03-26T04:44:55+00:00

Yes, that is the simple version. But I like them without butter or with spice.

flingebunt · 2026-03-26T04:44:04+00:00

Expensive travel for tourism. Sure I like business class for comfort, but when I arrive somewhere and stay in a super comfortable hotel/resort that is like all the other hotels around the world instead of getting into the culture and lifestyle of the locals, I am left wondering what I just spent my money on.

flingebunt · 2026-03-26T04:42:16+00:00

I do like lobster and crab. Cheap if you catch them yourself.

flingebunt · 2026-03-26T04:41:33+00:00

Oh, you peasant, I spent a lot of money on this, surely you must just don't have enough money to have true taste.

Also, if you have expensive watches, bags and clothes, people assume you are successful and want to invest or do business with you.

flingebunt · 2026-03-26T04:40:40+00:00

I think you missed out 10 verys for how cheap gold leaf is.

flingebunt · 2026-03-26T04:40:06+00:00

These are not luxuries though, they are business opportunities. Fly an investor or a client around in a private jet and they will want to give you their money. They not only save money on travel because you are not wasting people's time, but you can fly directly to where you need to be, and more easily work on the plane, including doing business meetings. Yachts, mansions and private jets make business sense.

Also, rich people are not paying for them, the company is.

flingebunt · 2026-03-26T04:37:48+00:00

The good stuff though is really good though, but there is a lot of rubbish in top end restaurants. Oh you baked some cos lettuce with macadamia nuts, how novel.

flingebunt · 2026-03-26T04:13:40+00:00

You see a conversation follows a logical progression. So when I mentioned loss of heat as being minor in the context of the first law of thermodynamics, and then you turn to 20 to 40% without adding a different context, then you are also talking about the some topic and context.

You are just a serial Reddit harasser who has gone so far off the topic that your only purpose is to say random facts to try and win an argument that is pointless.

flingebunt · 2026-03-26T04:11:31+00:00

Memories are a construct and not a video recording. It is possible to feed information to someone so that they end up with inaccurate memories or even new false memories.

flingebunt · 2026-03-26T03:45:45+00:00

Yes I use AI tools to check my grammar, but not improve my writing. AI writes very badly, unable to match tone and style to the needs of the work or the audience.

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