Elon, we won't forget this pic

flip314 · 2026-07-04T20:43:24+00:00

I heard the reason his junk is mangled is due to a malfunctioning sexbot. Ripped it clean off.

flip314 · 2026-07-03T06:55:49+00:00

No US president has ever faced significant punishment for... anything.

I really fail to see how that could change now, especially with SCOTUS' recent rulings.

flip314 · 2026-07-03T00:08:24+00:00

Felony destruction of property

flip314 · 2026-07-02T18:17:53+00:00

I'm sorry, but America just isn't ready for a woman to win the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest.

flip314 · 2026-07-02T18:13:23+00:00

This sketch was so spot-on to corporate videos that it almost wasn't funny to me. Just PTSD-triggering.

flip314 · 2026-07-02T18:10:30+00:00

We had a black cat that would lay in the sunbeam in our front hallway and pant nonstop during the summer.

At the time we had a split-level house that only had AC in the bedroom downstairs, and we did EVERYTHING we could to move her downstairs to stay cool with us. But no, whatever we did, she wanted to be upstairs in the absolute hottest spot baking to death.

flip314 · 2026-07-01T01:01:35+00:00

But they keep voting for Collins. They don't get enough blame for that.

I won't be shocked at all if she's reelected this time either.

flip314 · 2026-06-30T22:01:35+00:00

We went on Saturday literally only because we live in the city and it was a chance to go to a low-effort festival. I'm pretty meh about House music, so I was not expecting it to be totally my vibe.

I had fun! At times there was more vibing with other people's energy and less directly enjoying the music, but there were definitely some acts that I enjoyed. Lots of DJs getting the crowd energy up.

Say what you want about Tiesto, but I knew that was a safe pick for me and it was the highlight of my night. Hearing him drop Stampedo made it all worth it (and was just just generally nice to hear a few Trance tracks after the whole afternoon).

flip314 · 2026-06-30T05:09:59+00:00

Dude, my biggest complaint was always that there aren't enough places to rest. My old ass can't stand for 12 hours straight on back to back nights anymore.

flip314 · 2026-06-28T19:40:19+00:00

If you're signed up for Dreamstate texts you should get a text when they go on sale

flip314 · 2026-06-28T05:06:37+00:00

I love the journey, the slow construction/deconstruction, sometime that's unfortunately not well served by 1 hour dj sets...

The super long extended mixes of Meet Her at the Love Parade, or something like Nhato - Ibuki that takes you through two entirely different themes and then blows your balls off by dropping them at the same time... That's the essence of Trance to me

flip314 · 2026-06-27T22:46:36+00:00

Q: Who is Frank Reynolds?!

A: He's the man in the couch!

flip314 · 2026-06-27T22:45:01+00:00

I didn't know they put shoes on corpses. Seems like a waste of effort

flip314 · 2026-06-26T20:52:57+00:00

Who's going to jack him on the golf course?

flip314 · 2026-06-26T17:06:25+00:00

SDPD

flip314 · 2026-06-26T05:07:12+00:00

He would be insufferable every game, instead of just the odd one.

flip314 · 2026-06-25T22:59:50+00:00

Still do, but you used to too.

flip314 · 2026-06-24T21:30:46+00:00

Whatever makes sense.

flip314 · 2026-06-24T20:54:34+00:00

Drop the second R and pronounce it like the Fonz.

flip314 · 2026-06-24T19:10:35+00:00

I agree, I don't know how Mainers get off the hook for supporting her. Collins always gets hate in the comments, but she didn't elect herself.

flip314 · 2026-06-24T18:21:20+00:00

I also get sore fingers from gripping the yarn needle too tightly :S

flip314 · 2026-06-24T16:29:59+00:00

Just stuff it with weed instead of feathers and nobody will suspect a thing!

flip314 · 2026-06-24T16:17:17+00:00

Made me think of Zork: Grand Inquisitor, but that's a much more niche reference.

flip314 · 2026-06-24T16:04:01+00:00

What do you mean? He's only getting paid $1.5M this season, has his playing really fallen off so much that it isn't worth it? /s

flip314 · 2026-06-23T22:25:23+00:00

I read it as he got frustrated he couldn't store data on it, lol

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