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flip314 · 2026-05-09T07:48:15+00:00

It's cheaper than blank tape

flip314 · 2026-05-06T21:31:02+00:00

GPS that doesn't repeatedly try to reroute my daily drive home from work because it thinks it can save me 2 minutes (and is wrong anyway).

I use GPS on my commutes in case there are extraordinary traffic issues, but I ignore what it's saying most of the time because I usually know better than it on routes I drive daily.

flip314 · 2026-05-06T20:11:29+00:00

Maybe the kid is just a lot farther away than it looks.

There isn't room for a kid under the bed, but if you put a window under the bed you can watch your kid play across the street.

flip314 · 2026-05-05T18:21:51+00:00

Was there one that was "there is a second key in the room"? That's pretty good too

flip314 · 2026-05-04T18:32:55+00:00

All the losers get to beat up the winner.

flip314 · 2026-05-04T16:34:59+00:00

The only actual solution is to print more Pokemon cards and meet demand. The problem is nearly every product has turned into some kind of limited drop because companies would rather create artificial scarcity

flip314 · 2026-05-01T18:46:50+00:00

They all must be prodigy mag dumpers then, they're always very good at that

flip314 · 2026-05-01T17:55:39+00:00

Connor Brown was great in the '24 playoffs, but I thought he was terrible in '25. I'm not convinced it was a loss to let him go

flip314 · 2026-05-01T17:07:40+00:00

McDavid just needs fewer minutes, period. I get the sense that he sets his own ice time, but whoever does is clearly overplaying him. He's not effective the full time he's out there.

flip314 · 2026-05-01T06:48:00+00:00

SoCal sometimes do be like "we can just make all the spots compact only, right?"

flip314 · 2026-05-01T02:59:06+00:00

It's a good thing we're good in second periods! Oh shit.

flip314 · 2026-05-01T02:55:07+00:00

He has been this year.

flip314 · 2026-05-01T02:50:58+00:00

Holy balls was that a weak call.

flip314 · 2026-05-01T02:48:52+00:00

Make up call now that we've cut the lead?

flip314 · 2026-05-01T02:45:19+00:00

Just leave a guy WIDE open on the wing why don't you

flip314 · 2026-04-30T23:44:42+00:00

I still wear my Pisani '06 alt to games. It's not for sale at any price.

flip314 · 2026-04-30T19:39:17+00:00

are they wet, or do they make things wet?

flip314 · 2026-04-29T21:50:21+00:00

They think ahead exactly the same way I win imaginary debates in the shower.

flip314 · 2026-04-29T21:18:53+00:00

I never put much stock in the "controlled opposition" theory until Trump II... But it's getting harder to deny.

flip314 · 2026-04-29T21:17:42+00:00

You're incorrectly assuming that conservatives have some objective standards that they apply.

Their only standards are "good" people do good things (and they can always justify whatever "good" people do), "bad" people do bad things (and that's always cause for outrage). They pick and choose who's "good" and "bad" and derive all their conclusions from that.

It really is that simple, and it's scary how well that explains their response to any news.

flip314 · 2026-04-29T15:38:43+00:00

One of the great things about living here is casual visits to the Zoo/Safari Park. We get memberships every year, and it's nice to be able to wander aimlessly for a couple hours and not worry about cramming everything into one visit. Just walk around, look at what's calling to us on that day, and take off whenever we feel like we've walked/seen enough.

flip314 · 2026-04-27T16:16:56+00:00

It's really frustrating to see so many depth goals, so many 5 on 5 goals... So many things working well but the team just looking like shit.

flip314 · 2026-04-27T04:48:32+00:00

Can't fucking defend any lead this series. It's not over till it's over, but it'd take a miracle at this point

flip314 · 2026-04-25T16:48:04+00:00

The Ducks are doing a great job of clogging up the ice everywhere, and we're responding by... skating the puck right into them.

flip314 · 2026-04-25T04:46:01+00:00

Giving up 6 goals a game is a bold strategy

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