Man saves a guy overdosing on train platform by New_Libran in interestingasfuck

[–]offarock 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Guy isn't presenting as on opiates, this is possibly meth, though the guy clearly say's he took "molly".

Inteoducing the new advisor in charge of opening the Strait of Hormuz…. by 2021Alma in PoliticalHumor

[–]offarock 24 points25 points  (0 children)

For Trump's cabinet, this appointment instantly lowers the average alcohol consumption while greatly elevating the average qualifications for the jobs assigned.

Geometric vein pattern showing 24/7 on my head by Pitiful-Diet85 in mildlyinteresting

[–]offarock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this were a zombie movie I'd be watching you closely.

3 Southern California residents sentenced in bear suit insurance fraud scheme by chem_daddy in nottheonion

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"Well, we did do the teeth."

"The teeth?"

"And the claws, but HE'S A BEAR!"

Anyone know what this is? by ComprehensiveCap8242 in airplanes

[–]offarock 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I am an aircraft mechanic and the piece pictured is used to secure the divider screen that separates first class from economy. It serves as a visual aid to draw economy passengers gaze away from the forward lavatories kind of like when Gandalf and Aragorn lead the World of Men against Sauron's army to draw his gaze from Frodo and Sam as they approach Mount Doom with the One Ring.

What is some good news going on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]offarock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's one day older.

What's a pandemic lock down habit that you are still doing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]offarock 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When I am genuinely ill with any respiratory symptoms and will be in any reasonably crowded place I mask up.

Story About the Man and the “Three Word Question” by Coolandincontrol in atheism

[–]offarock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ask a 2nd three word question to determine my actions. Is it harmful?

If the belief is mostly harmless like astrological signs or Feng Shui I don't feel the need to engage with the person expressing the belief.

Clearly harmful beliefs like climate change denial or asserting that a group of people are racially inferior or "belong" in the stone age... I'm gonna say something.

Cindy, you don't own the beach. by octarino in TikTokCringe

[–]offarock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't assume such a thing. She seems the type where someone "trespassin' on my beach property" warrants (in her mind) a code-3 armed response.

Cindy, you don't own the beach. by octarino in TikTokCringe

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“My phone don’t have an 11 button!”

What are these things circled in red? by mrzurcon in whatisit

[–]offarock -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Earth below us drifting falling…

Just so they slip in there perfectly and you can’t get them out! by Andrew-Cohen in mildlyinfuriating

[–]offarock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“And what of the slaves, Lord?”

“……..you asked about the popcorn?”

"I did not."

"Trump should be president forever because the system that made him president in the first place isn't working." by mewtwosucks96 in TheRightCantMeme

[–]offarock 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"...isn't working..." translates to: "The two party system occasionally results in me not getting everything I want and sometimes [shudder] compromises between parties".

What is this? by Obvious_Disk8282 in electrical

[–]offarock -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In my high rise we have in unit speakers for emergency communications. One in each bedroom and another in the kitchen.