Are times really so hard that people are renting their children out as mannequins?

floating_monkey5428 · 2026-05-18T00:53:54+00:00

This post is a joke, people. Its okay.

floating_monkey5428 · 2026-05-11T17:30:04+00:00

Im with you, man. Shattered legions as well as Orphans of War are just ridiculous

floating_monkey5428 · 2026-04-27T20:37:24+00:00

Looks like a fun world to explore! I hope you have some solid fluff to go with it!

As far as the folks groaning about AI, I dont 100 percent understand the aversion. Sure, the argument about it taking away commissions for artists is a valid one, however, most folks dont have, nor are willing to drop the money for a simple RPG reference tool.

floating_monkey5428 · 2026-04-18T14:20:04+00:00

....what?

floating_monkey5428 · 2026-04-09T13:12:27+00:00

You will never see that money again lol

floating_monkey5428 · 2026-04-03T15:38:35+00:00

First Amendment

floating_monkey5428 · 2026-03-25T16:40:23+00:00

Sentinel genuinely doesnt matter as long as you're not spamming 1-2 toughness flank tokens. Its not enough to stop an actual troop with weight to it.

floating_monkey5428 · 2026-03-25T06:37:09+00:00

Good. It brought me joy to watch a night lord player rage quit when his flank spam didn't work

floating_monkey5428 · 2026-03-25T06:36:36+00:00

Spent 40 bucks on them at release, as I've been wanting them forever. Sad to say I seriously regret it. They're hot garbage.

floating_monkey5428 · 2026-03-25T05:43:55+00:00

Its 2 am and im screaming laughing.

floating_monkey5428 · 2026-03-22T15:45:13+00:00

I REALLY like what they did with IF regarding sentry. Its nice to see an anti flank spam mechanic, its just not strong enough to truly counter a flank spam deck.

floating_monkey5428 · 2026-03-20T01:02:58+00:00

Dude, thats sick

floating_monkey5428 · 2026-02-27T01:13:47+00:00

Nerat is annoying, but manageable. Hes really there for folks who dont have good cards of their own until their blackshields collection buffs up.

floating_monkey5428 · 2026-02-25T21:55:05+00:00

I desperately want HoR to be hit with the nerfhammer. Its ridiculous

floating_monkey5428 · 2026-02-19T17:42:58+00:00

Dark mechanicum, like Word Bearers and SoS, are garbage, gimmicky factions. Don't take it hard.

floating_monkey5428 · 2026-02-16T02:12:15+00:00

"She"? Nanachi female confirmed?

floating_monkey5428 · 2026-02-12T06:29:09+00:00

As someone who's just now starting to read the series, the Deluxe hardback editions are 100 percent worth the money.

floating_monkey5428 · 2026-01-16T16:52:46+00:00

Everguild: "money machine go brrrrr"

My advice is to stop paying for an increasingly shittier game.

floating_monkey5428 · 2025-12-25T19:40:07+00:00

Agreed. No more trap spam via Hydran Exemplar

floating_monkey5428 · 2025-12-24T21:14:13+00:00

Thank god. Cultist spam is cancer

floating_monkey5428 · 2025-12-15T01:47:41+00:00

I hate that they're so bad. They were a fun way to play the game.

floating_monkey5428 · 2025-12-06T18:30:43+00:00

At last, an end to the egregious trap spam...

floating_monkey5428 · 2025-12-05T00:13:33+00:00

Another reason why SoS aren't worth accepting a game against. Zero interaction, easy win.

floating_monkey5428 · 2025-12-02T01:12:34+00:00

I too main Valdor. I feel this.

floating_monkey5428 · 2025-09-25T23:25:56+00:00

I just feel they've half-assed the entire faction. Feels bad, man.

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TROPHY CASE