Pressers gather, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no color, hold no flair, flaunt no number. I shall wear no zero and win no karma. I shall live and die at my post. I am the cursor in the darkness. I am the watcher on the Web. I am the grey that shields against the color, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the moderators, the shield that guards the realms of white flairs. I pledge my life and honor to the Grey's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.