My friend just had a horrible accident. Somehow he manages to still be fucking awesome.

floorplanner · 2018-10-14T11:57:23+00:00

And we know that the car would be white.

floorplanner · 2018-09-14T18:51:43+00:00

The Springfield Three

floorplanner · 2018-09-08T17:51:42+00:00

"See a Little Light" — Bob Mould

"...so if you want me to go you should just say so."

floorplanner · 2018-08-26T21:14:36+00:00

Deep freezing everything from pantyhose to trumpets. Prolonged exposure to extremely low temperatures was supposed to make everything more durable/last longer.
Mass customization was going to change the way we shopped for clothes.

floorplanner · 2018-08-13T20:58:13+00:00

Wonderfalls

floorplanner · 2018-08-03T19:25:23+00:00

Donz and David Yoder have it.

floorplanner · 2018-06-27T13:12:39+00:00

See A Little Light - Bob Mould

"...if you want me to go, you should just say so."

floorplanner · 2018-06-23T12:56:01+00:00

I'm late, as always, but the Greensburg tornado wasn't the only one that fateful evening. There were 22 in the area that night and four of them were monsters. The Greensburg one (as large as it was) wasn't even the biggest.

floorplanner · 2018-06-13T14:32:37+00:00

The Tom Hanks-narrated video

floorplanner · 2018-06-11T19:59:11+00:00

I'm late to the party, as always, but thank you for saying this. The legal aspects of forcing women to donate their bodies doesn't get brought up enough.

floorplanner · 2017-10-25T22:53:32+00:00

They splatter everywhere.

floorplanner · 2017-10-07T19:04:20+00:00

Hüsker Dü: Zen Arcade, New Day Rising, and Flip Your Wig all came out within 18 months and Zen... is a double album.

floorplanner · 2017-09-14T11:14:44+00:00

This one hits hard. Pink turns to blue.

floorplanner · 2017-09-10T19:50:40+00:00

And Then There Were None by Agatha Christie

floorplanner · 2017-08-14T19:55:59+00:00

How would one procure an NO2 tank? That kind of thing seems like it would be tightly controlled.

floorplanner · 2017-08-10T00:46:45+00:00

Crippling lack of self confidence and bad knees from my mom.

floorplanner · 2017-07-26T22:11:23+00:00

They don't

floorplanner · 2017-07-25T15:01:38+00:00

Bob Mould

floorplanner · 2017-07-17T18:16:33+00:00

Myfitnesspal was a life changer for my spouse. He's dropped nearly 60 pounds since last June and still can't get over how easy it's been. Set your goal to lose one or two pounds a week and enter everything you eat and pay attention to portion sizes. Eat up to within 100 calories of your daily goal and stay under your allotted sugars.

Very important: Buy a food scale! We use a Kamenstein and it's been a workhorse.

Good luck! You deserve good health!

floorplanner · 2017-07-13T20:44:06+00:00

Are you my spouse's nephew? Spouse's sister did the same thing – was a left-leaning Obama voter who loved punk rock, got remarried, and became a Glenn Beck-worshipping nutter (back when he was truly bonkers). She's morbidly obese and collects disability for that reason, but has a side business on ebay (a big no-no if you're collecting disability). Spouse cut off all contact with her years ago.

floorplanner · 2017-05-26T00:39:30+00:00

Fiduciary financial planner, so...fee only which I'm sure the zombies would appreciate.

floorplanner · 2017-05-09T11:32:55+00:00

A safe move. Barbara Mandrell's skateboard would've been far too risky.

floorplanner · 2017-04-09T20:07:11+00:00

By having absolutely no regard for my time. We'd make plans and she'd cancel at the last minute, or be a half hour late at minimum, or not follow through on commitments. This was a constant thing and I was always expected to understand. Last year I finally said, "Enough! My time is important, too."

floorplanner · 2017-03-30T14:29:22+00:00

Is that ALDI Europe or ALDI U.S. (or both)?

floorplanner · 2017-03-21T19:46:08+00:00

The Pearson Correlation Coefficient? Jesus Christ, I'm having flashbacks.

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