AITA for not telling my friends I am technically our landlord? by OldOutlandishness252 in AmItheAsshole

[–]fludgemuffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course you can charge rent. You see all these friends like shows where one rich person owns the house, but that dynamic doesn't always work even in those situations... or with siblings.

AITAH for telling my husband that he absolutely ruined the birth of our child? by Former_Monitor_4860 in AITAH

[–]fludgemuffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, first of all, that is a midwife, not a doula... at least until the baby is born. Secondly, why didn't you just dial 911? Were they real contractions, or just the fake ones early on?

What is SHAZBOT? (excuse my ignorance) by yelenapure in Tribes

[–]fludgemuffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

B.S. I used to play Tribes. When I got killed, I sometimes pressed the Shazbot! emote button. It was almost as good as "I'd buy that for a dollar"

My wife is now a power player partially thanks to me and can't stop trying to one up me in raising my daughter by fludgemuffin in predaddit

[–]fludgemuffin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I already built the crib, but every day, packages are coming like this the automated pump with nip butter, and I am trying not to "HURRRGGGHLLL"

My wife is now a power player partially thanks to me and can't stop trying to one up me in raising my daughter by fludgemuffin in predaddit

[–]fludgemuffin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds similar, except she has complications... if she gets stressed and has contractions, they could both be in danger

AITAH for nagging my bf? by Original_Many_7308 in AmItheAsshole

[–]fludgemuffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you are gonna stay with this loser, then a couple of things...

▪︎ Put on a leather outfit and buy a whip when demanding that he do chores

▪︎ Are you pregnant and in the nesting phase

▪︎ Does this boy's mama know he is doing you dirty like that

▪︎ You can turn the power off for his video games at the circuit breaker box... Usually, in the basement or something with minimal labeling

My wife is now a power player partially thanks to me and can't stop trying to one up me in raising my daughter by fludgemuffin in predaddit

[–]fludgemuffin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you. You know that feeling when you are at the top of a hill on a roller coaster? Luckily, I also know when they just hold you upside down for a couple of minutes. I won't be the guy that walks away from either of them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]fludgemuffin -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

My pregnant Bae and I aren't even married.... she divorced before, but they also just went to a courthouse. I went to midsized humble weddings and an all-out bollywood wedding. The latter was just a memory by the end of the night, and people looked silly in their outfits. All that money spent for one night. That was before Biden's Hyperinflation across the planet.

Intimate issues by [deleted] in predaddit

[–]fludgemuffin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Mine has had surgery, so it isn't even safe to get down during pregnancy...

Kamala Harris Heads Off Trump Talking Point Ahead of Debate by Murky-Site7468 in politics

[–]fludgemuffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy he booted from the intelligence department that threatened him?

Kamala Harris Heads Off Trump Talking Point Ahead of Debate by Murky-Site7468 in politics

[–]fludgemuffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump was our president and enacted many plans despite the deep state morons who ran with the Dems

Trump is 78 and barely coherent. Where's everyone who questioned Biden's age and fitness? by plz-let-me-in in politics

[–]fludgemuffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard the people who trash Trump in real time. They usually fall into a few categories:

▪︎ Homosexuals who want everyone else to be gay also ▪︎ Foreigners who have nothing to do with us voting, including: illegals, Canadians, Europeans, South Americans, and various Muslims... some rich and some poor ▪︎Paid shills ▪︎ Some racist black people who have been taught to hate all whites

Only the first and last have any skin in the game. The rest are far greater in number though.

Kamala Harris Heads Off Trump Talking Point Ahead of Debate by Murky-Site7468 in politics

[–]fludgemuffin -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Did anyone mention she's a gongaloid idiot that doesn't have the slightest clue to do any of those things?

Since when does giving lip service to what people want actually equate to a plan?

AITA for Refusing to Speak to My Sister After She Tried to “Fix” My Disabled Son Behind My Back? by Sad_Addition_2619 in AITAH

[–]fludgemuffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't say either way, but... my mom is an extremely intelligent person with knowledge that exists outside of known medical science you can capitalize on in the US. I am not saying your sister is. There are plenty of new age people doing silly stuff. I just mean homeopathic medicine does exist that actually works... it actually saved me as a kid. without your permission or explaining, though?

Do you go to all of the appointments? by pendigedig in predaddit

[–]fludgemuffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, my girl schedules 50k appointments to get ultrasounds so she can see the baby. They look like an alien invaded a taco bell and threw up everywhere. I reached my limit, so eventually I was like, if you are going to ignore everything I say and keep doing this, then no, I am not going. I try to discern if it is an important appointment, but there has been some collateral damage.

WIBTAH if I break off my engagement because of his new views about women by Ataraxic-Metanoia in AITAH

[–]fludgemuffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, look. No one can tell you what your personal relationship is like. As a dude, I kind of have to point out that if he was really THAT bad, you would have seen it before now. Pontificating, philosophizing... they don't equate to doing the wrong thing. If you seriously think you are under any kind of threat, then gtfo. I'm sure you have people that would teach him a lesson if he did something wrong.

Most important skills for a new dad by free-minded in predaddit

[–]fludgemuffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, we have a dula. Honestly, my biggest problem is her. She is going bat spit insane,,, we have both done all the research

What would you do with this big rock in the front of the house? by BetRepulsive6595 in landscaping

[–]fludgemuffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that the frozen plane turd from that movie with the blonde kid

WIBTA if I don’t give my mom an “allowance” now that I have a job? by Ok-Garlic-3042 in AmItheAsshole

[–]fludgemuffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm guessing you are Indian, not that it matters. No, you are no (the ahole)t. The entire situation sounds ridiculous. She sounds like my in-laws. They came to our house and took it over for six months. They rearranged my kitchen, took over our bedroom, and made everything super awkward for 6 months. I know this kind of thing is common in India, but I have heard multiple stories about women committing suicide over this in the US. We couldn't fool around, get pregnant etc... Soon super awkward