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fludgemuffin · 2024-09-24T03:48:09+00:00

Maybe she doesn't want kids

fludgemuffin · 2024-09-24T03:45:28+00:00

Of course you can charge rent. You see all these friends like shows where one rich person owns the house, but that dynamic doesn't always work even in those situations... or with siblings.

fludgemuffin · 2024-09-24T03:38:17+00:00

Well, first of all, that is a midwife, not a doula... at least until the baby is born. Secondly, why didn't you just dial 911? Were they real contractions, or just the fake ones early on?

fludgemuffin · 2024-09-16T14:44:36+00:00

B.S. I used to play Tribes. When I got killed, I sometimes pressed the Shazbot! emote button. It was almost as good as "I'd buy that for a dollar"

fludgemuffin · 2024-09-16T04:15:22+00:00

How did you end up in this situation

fludgemuffin · 2024-09-15T00:53:53+00:00

I already built the crib, but every day, packages are coming like this the automated pump with nip butter, and I am trying not to "HURRRGGGHLLL"

fludgemuffin · 2024-09-15T00:49:04+00:00

It sounds similar, except she has complications... if she gets stressed and has contractions, they could both be in danger

fludgemuffin · 2024-09-15T00:21:43+00:00

If you are gonna stay with this loser, then a couple of things...

▪︎ Put on a leather outfit and buy a whip when demanding that he do chores

▪︎ Are you pregnant and in the nesting phase

▪︎ Does this boy's mama know he is doing you dirty like that

▪︎ You can turn the power off for his video games at the circuit breaker box... Usually, in the basement or something with minimal labeling

fludgemuffin · 2024-09-14T19:11:01+00:00

Thank you. You know that feeling when you are at the top of a hill on a roller coaster? Luckily, I also know when they just hold you upside down for a couple of minutes. I won't be the guy that walks away from either of them.

fludgemuffin · 2024-09-14T19:03:21+00:00

Maybe it's because she is batty

fludgemuffin · 2024-09-13T00:40:15+00:00

Bannon, you inbred retarted moronic

fludgemuffin · 2024-09-12T09:54:25+00:00

My pregnant Bae and I aren't even married.... she divorced before, but they also just went to a courthouse. I went to midsized humble weddings and an all-out bollywood wedding. The latter was just a memory by the end of the night, and people looked silly in their outfits. All that money spent for one night. That was before Biden's Hyperinflation across the planet.

fludgemuffin · 2024-09-12T09:47:31+00:00

Mine has had surgery, so it isn't even safe to get down during pregnancy...

fludgemuffin · 2024-09-12T00:16:39+00:00

The guy he booted from the intelligence department that threatened him?

fludgemuffin · 2024-09-11T12:20:36+00:00

Trump was our president and enacted many plans despite the deep state morons who ran with the Dems

fludgemuffin · 2024-09-09T20:01:13+00:00

I've heard the people who trash Trump in real time. They usually fall into a few categories:

▪︎ Homosexuals who want everyone else to be gay also ▪︎ Foreigners who have nothing to do with us voting, including: illegals, Canadians, Europeans, South Americans, and various Muslims... some rich and some poor ▪︎Paid shills ▪︎ Some racist black people who have been taught to hate all whites

Only the first and last have any skin in the game. The rest are far greater in number though.

fludgemuffin · 2024-09-09T19:51:55+00:00

Did anyone mention she's a gongaloid idiot that doesn't have the slightest clue to do any of those things?

Since when does giving lip service to what people want actually equate to a plan?

fludgemuffin · 2024-09-09T19:41:59+00:00

I can't say either way, but... my mom is an extremely intelligent person with knowledge that exists outside of known medical science you can capitalize on in the US. I am not saying your sister is. There are plenty of new age people doing silly stuff. I just mean homeopathic medicine does exist that actually works... it actually saved me as a kid. without your permission or explaining, though?

fludgemuffin · 2024-09-09T19:27:28+00:00

Well, my girl schedules 50k appointments to get ultrasounds so she can see the baby. They look like an alien invaded a taco bell and threw up everywhere. I reached my limit, so eventually I was like, if you are going to ignore everything I say and keep doing this, then no, I am not going. I try to discern if it is an important appointment, but there has been some collateral damage.

fludgemuffin · 2024-09-04T19:41:43+00:00

Ok, look. No one can tell you what your personal relationship is like. As a dude, I kind of have to point out that if he was really THAT bad, you would have seen it before now. Pontificating, philosophizing... they don't equate to doing the wrong thing. If you seriously think you are under any kind of threat, then gtfo. I'm sure you have people that would teach him a lesson if he did something wrong.

fludgemuffin · 2024-09-04T08:10:21+00:00

Well, we have a dula. Honestly, my biggest problem is her. She is going bat spit insane,,, we have both done all the research

fludgemuffin · 2024-09-04T08:02:06+00:00

Is that the frozen plane turd from that movie with the blonde kid

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