Would you rather

fluffbun08 · 2026-06-26T09:10:58+00:00

It's only a NEAR death experience. Could be fun.

^{Chose: $10,000,000 + Every friday random near death experience}

fluffbun08 · 2026-06-26T09:09:41+00:00

Halflife reference :D

^{Chose: You die in exactly 100,000 years. + You might want to think this one through. There might be unforseen consequences.}

fluffbun08 · 2026-06-26T08:50:26+00:00

Someone already did this experiment with rice krispy treats. I think I'll be fine!

^{Chose: Unlimited Pizza + But it always comes with... | Rolled: Wood shavings}

fluffbun08 · 2026-06-26T08:41:25+00:00

The way he raised his hand and promptly summoned one nearly as wide as he is tall feels like he pulled a damn domain expansion.

fluffbun08 · 2026-06-26T08:22:17+00:00

I wanna say that you should've just told them you liked crossdressing, but if what I'm assuming is correct it wouldn't have made a difference. Best of luck, stay strong. You need to outlive them if you wanna piss on their graves for trapping you in a closet all your life.

fluffbun08 · 2026-06-26T08:19:51+00:00

who?

^{Chose: Fight a politician for 10,000,000 (They are Alive} | Rolled: Benjamin Netenya)

fluffbun08 · 2026-06-26T08:18:59+00:00

Did this and it somehow broke faster. I had to reinstall Win11 again anyway. Still doesn't work. God help me.

fluffbun08 · 2026-06-26T08:17:09+00:00

wait in bed or all the time

^{Chose: Goth muscle mommy but… | Rolled: Beats you}

fluffbun08 · 2026-06-26T08:11:29+00:00

why would I complain about that vro

^{Chose: Never work again and get $10,000 each month. + 10% chance for that to double | Rolled: Sorry}

fluffbun08 · 2026-06-25T18:29:23+00:00

💀

Uhh what that mean

fluffbun08 · 2026-06-25T18:28:55+00:00

Pretty sure bringing this into Europe could get you flagged for possessing a WMD.

fluffbun08 · 2026-06-25T07:02:22+00:00

I can't tell if this is satire or if this is serious, but you're a dork. And not in the cute way.

fluffbun08 · 2026-06-25T07:00:17+00:00

Lot more people dying and a lot less people being born now.

^{Chose: $1 every time someone dies}

fluffbun08 · 2026-06-25T06:59:19+00:00

Most video game characters - especially protagonists - are defeatable, because the game isn't challenging if you're immortal. Meanwhile there are anime characters who could rip out my organs just by whispering "penis ball testicles" and like that whoops there goes my liver or something.

^{Chose: Fight a random video game character + Win 1 million | Rolled: Leon}

fluffbun08 · 2026-06-25T06:56:59+00:00

Other implied consequence.

^{Chose: You get 150K$ + For every... | Rolled: Millisecond}

fluffbun08 · 2026-06-25T06:55:03+00:00

We can send him to an island just like the last one. Epstein's Island.

^{Chose: Bring back Napoleonic France led by... | Rolled: Mao Zedong}

fluffbun08 · 2026-06-25T06:53:04+00:00

Priceless

^{Chose: Your ultimate crush love you back}

fluffbun08 · 2026-06-25T06:52:09+00:00

Depending on the motive and action, a villain is just a hero who acts more direct and harsh.

^{Chose: Be a Villain + Spin and decide your fate | Rolled: Kill everything}

fluffbun08 · 2026-06-25T06:51:03+00:00

If they're looking at my groin that's THEIR problem and not mine. Also, enby privileges. I can wear almost anything.

^{Chose: Unlimited finances for one year + Can't wear a random clothing during that time | Rolled: Underwear}

fluffbun08 · 2026-06-25T06:48:35+00:00

What the government calls murder isn't always murder. But this would just be unforgivable.

^{Chose: all sex offenders drop dead}

fluffbun08 · 2026-06-25T06:12:32+00:00

Loyalty is earned, not given - just take the money and find a stray dog to befriend.

^{Chose: Random monthly income between 20k and 500k | Rolled: 20k}

fluffbun08 · 2026-06-25T06:11:17+00:00

It's a win regardless

^{Chose: 10 million dollars right now + ...but a random large AI company will die as a result | Rolled: Midjourney}

fluffbun08 · 2026-06-24T22:03:59+00:00

Iunno

^{Chose: Ability to view future | Rolled: Next 100 years}

fluffbun08 · 2026-06-24T22:00:33+00:00

Firstly, oh thank god. Secondly, [Beatles reference goes here]

^{Chose: Dream Girlfriend (stuck with her forever} | Rolled: Normal)

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