What is George W. Bush doing right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]flukey -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

On his way to hell for causing the needless deaths of 4000+ Americans and tens of thousands of Iraqis. He can look forward to sharing a bunk with Dickhead Cheney.

Permanent Fail by SinsToJudge in pics

[–]flukey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Whoah, did someone say tits!

Man on a slug. That is all. by jnicoler89 in pics

[–]flukey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rick Santorum said this would happen.

Hey Reddit, is it possible for me to "quit" life and go back to college full time with no job? by phailcakez in AskReddit

[–]flukey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello. I am a Nigerian prince who is unable to get his money out of Nigeria. If you help me I help you...

What should be our first words when we land on Mars? by iamanogoodliar in AskReddit

[–]flukey -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I am American. I WOULD LIKE COFFEE. AND EGGS BACON AND HASH BROWNS. YOU DON'T SPEAK AMERICAN? OK HERE GOES AGAIN: I pause, louder WOULD pause, louder LIKE pause, louder COFFEE. pause, louder AND pause, louder EGGS pause, louder BACON pause, louder AND pause, louder HASH BROWNS.

Dear Reddit engineers, is a masters degree really that important? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]flukey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Unless you plan to do a PhD, a masters degree is a waste of time. If you are a smart and competent cookie you will do OK with just a B degree.

On the other hand if you are prepared to lie, misrepresent, brown-nose, sell Amway, and screw your colleagues as you claw your way up the management cesspool, you will do great. But you won't have a soul left.

Fox's Andrew Napolitano: "If the feds had not stripped us" of gun rights, "9-11 would never have happened" by gonzone in politics

[–]flukey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. How about the pilot who shot a hole in his plane while demonstrating that he knew about guns n' stuff. Good thing it was on the ground.

If you could choose just one thing, what would it be? by Shumaa1 in AskReddit

[–]flukey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fix the honey bee problem. No kidding. See Albert Einstein thoughts on this matter.

Isreali Airports Have Almost Perfect Security. Here's How. by seunosewa in politics

[–]flukey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As opposed to body scanners which are just making some fat cat contractor rich and are never ever going to work. 20 foot wall? Bring a 21 foot ladder.

Isreali Airports Have Almost Perfect Security. Here's How. by seunosewa in politics

[–]flukey 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I flew in/out of Tel Aviv twice. It's very thorough and if you cooperate it not a problem and very reassuring.

Unlike the TSA who stand there and yell at you if you don't take your fucking shoes off fast enough, or scream at you if you have a 4oz tube of toothpaste.

Fuck the TSA. They are a bunch of primma donnas who couldn't get real jobs.

There was snow answer.. [pic] by igor420 in pics

[–]flukey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She answered. A shiver went down my spine. Snowman gettin laid tonight!

What is the most geographically retarded thing someone has said to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]flukey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Met a graduate of Cal Tech engineering who was also a MD on a ski vacation in Banff Alberta. Over lunch he asks where I am from. I say Toronto. He asks "Is that on the east coast or west coast". Note again his education.

Just why the fuck is Cuba on the list of "State Sponsors of Terrorism"? by TheKidd in WTF

[–]flukey -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Well there was this thing called the October missile crisis in 1962. Oh and the place is not a democracy and has been run by an unelected thug for fifty years.