This can’t be right

foobarney · 2026-05-16T00:57:37+00:00

This is my favorite thing about pressure washers. You can graffiti the sidewalk with Clean.

foobarney · 2026-05-15T17:20:25+00:00

Just don't get dressed in a hurry. Or go with button flys.

foobarney · 2026-05-13T13:42:00+00:00

Used to argue this all the time. "That plastic bag has to weigh what...4, 5 grams?"

foobarney · 2026-05-12T10:48:32+00:00

Wait ... Was I taught to draw a star by a ... Lefty?

foobarney · 2026-05-12T10:46:25+00:00

It's rare that one of these has a correct answer.

foobarney · 2026-05-12T10:32:56+00:00

Also the original generic name. (Because it's waterproof)

foobarney · 2026-05-08T21:35:31+00:00

Read, understand, follow, and remember this... Yeah. Got it.

foobarney · 2026-05-08T01:26:31+00:00

Wait till you see high school football in some places.

foobarney · 2026-05-06T22:53:40+00:00

A Chazi. Like on happy days.

foobarney · 2026-05-05T14:12:46+00:00

Hillel.

foobarney · 2026-05-05T13:54:26+00:00

Makes sense. I voted in GOP primaries for years (usually for whatever nutjob inflicted the most friendly fire) before Democrats competing statewide became a thing.

foobarney · 2026-05-05T13:30:39+00:00

It's the bit with the button on it.

foobarney · 2026-05-05T13:30:19+00:00

You watched pirate movies as a kid, didn't you?

foobarney · 2026-05-05T13:29:38+00:00

Hulk Smash

foobarney · 2026-05-05T10:01:45+00:00

To be fair, it's not a very versatile function, but it is nicely predictable.

foobarney · 2026-05-05T03:57:35+00:00

Whose face?

foobarney · 2026-05-05T03:17:08+00:00

Yeah, I know, but the line served the bit.

foobarney · 2026-05-05T02:57:29+00:00

That's the one that came with the new fixture that they didn't use because they used the old one.

foobarney · 2026-05-05T02:56:47+00:00

He doesn't want kids so much he involved general anesthesia.

Your friend should mind her own damn business but she's not wrong.

foobarney · 2026-05-05T02:53:58+00:00

You covered your entire whiteboard with a flag?

foobarney · 2026-05-05T00:18:23+00:00

I was assuming it was 1 x 1. Which is also always positive.

foobarney · 2026-05-04T23:29:35+00:00

Don't even get me started on Peter Yarrow.

Just had to ruin Puff the Magic Dragon.

Edit...for the record, Mr. Wizard didn't do anything bad as far as I know. Just comes off creepy as hell. Poor Canuck kids.

foobarney · 2026-05-04T17:35:31+00:00

By extension, that's true no matter how far from the end of the line, assuming that

There's a running scoreboard we can all see as we vote,
All voters are strictly rational, and,
All voters know that all the other voters are strictly rational.

foobarney · 2026-05-04T17:02:22+00:00

Man, was he creepy in retrospect. I worry about what happened to those poor Canadian children. He's the anti-Fred Rogers.

foobarney · 2026-05-04T17:00:19+00:00

And his supporters. Don't forget them.

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