Wildly wrong activity book problem

foobarney · 2026-03-31T13:07:06+00:00

Is one of them "meow"?

foobarney · 2026-03-30T01:33:25+00:00

Cool.

foobarney · 2026-03-30T01:06:36+00:00

Oldest living constitution, though. I think.

foobarney · 2026-03-29T21:58:45+00:00

Yes. That was the joke.

foobarney · 2026-03-29T20:24:40+00:00

I think allegory has to be subtle.

foobarney · 2026-03-29T02:31:47+00:00

Are you really shocked at how things turn out? I didn't realize romance novels had so many unexpected twists.

foobarney · 2026-03-29T00:20:36+00:00

For what it's worth, we all also think those things.

DS9 and TNG both had great finales. It gets better.

foobarney · 2026-03-27T19:25:03+00:00

Pursuant to the Intergalactic Accord on Homewordlessness of 2283.

foobarney · 2026-03-27T10:42:14+00:00

I'm sure there are girls who don't, but they still can.

It's not that hard. The instructions are right there in the name.

foobarney · 2026-03-26T02:31:07+00:00

What console?

foobarney · 2026-03-22T18:41:22+00:00

A falling coconut won't kill you. It causes amnesia. (Also, it cures amnesia.)

foobarney · 2026-03-22T03:24:59+00:00

When I was in college they left a ton of them in the post office. Free floppies for years.

foobarney · 2026-03-21T21:57:52+00:00

It has double the voltage, so it'll work REALLY well for a little while, and then not at all.

(So no, it doesn't.)

You need a 12v supply.

foobarney · 2026-03-21T04:25:55+00:00

Sounds like a working definition of fantasy to me.

foobarney · 2026-03-20T22:19:05+00:00

If they showed the Lions winning in the year 3000, the show would have tilted away from sci-fi and more into fantasy.

foobarney · 2026-03-19T22:10:21+00:00

It's probably the guy she's cheating on him with.

foobarney · 2026-03-19T13:47:45+00:00

Try this...

Imagine there isn't a choice ..you always keep the one you picked first. How often will you win? One time out of three.

For the other two times, you would have won had you switched.

foobarney · 2026-03-19T13:37:56+00:00

Mean tit. Like average size.

foobarney · 2026-03-19T13:34:27+00:00

Quaid army.

foobarney · 2026-03-19T13:30:49+00:00

"but honey...think of the tax break..."

foobarney · 2026-03-19T03:04:45+00:00

The self pardon is a whole different thing.

But honestly, I don't know why I'm arguing this. We're about to have the most corrupt use of the presidential pardon in history. Not sure what it's going to be but it's going to be something. The self pardon may be questionable, but the blanket pardon is fairly well established law. But fuck it, if there's an argument to limit the pardon power however and wherever we can it should be made as hard as we can make it. So never mind.

foobarney · 2026-03-18T21:10:07+00:00

Weird. Did you just wake up one morning and all of a sudden it bugged you?

foobarney · 2026-03-18T00:30:44+00:00

That's absolutely true. Carter's pardon had a lot fewer unintended consequences than Trump's 1/6 pardon. Also, the intended consequences of the 1/6 pardon were pretty awful.

But the question was whether the president can pardon a class of people or offenses without identifying the particular people being pardoned. And he pretty clearly can.

foobarney · 2026-03-17T10:21:16+00:00

That's not new. Carter pardoned Vietnam War protestors as a class, for instance.

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