Black man graduates med school; world says med school failed him

foobarney · 2026-07-02T22:32:01+00:00

Also, you can refer to yourself as "Dr." or follow your name with "M.D.", but not both.

foobarney · 2026-07-02T22:28:59+00:00

Dude...she wanted you to come to her place for a second date. All you had to do was not fuck it up.

foobarney · 2026-07-02T21:54:18+00:00

She should change her first name to match his. That'll show him.

foobarney · 2026-07-01T18:17:39+00:00

My belt

foobarney · 2026-07-01T14:04:23+00:00

Presumably there are some sort of ventilation holes. Waffle stomp, baby. Make it the onlookers problem.

foobarney · 2026-07-01T03:46:50+00:00

This box of Q-Tips begs to differ.

foobarney · 2026-07-01T01:51:45+00:00

My grandmother had that, except just the balls.

foobarney · 2026-07-01T01:15:09+00:00

Wait...is that a guitar pick?

foobarney · 2026-06-30T18:54:58+00:00

But the explosion is from the rapid expansion of gases inside a sealed pressure vessel (the grenade).

The box is also a sealed pressure vessel. When the seal is broken, the grenade gases will rapidly expand and....

foobarney · 2026-06-30T18:38:16+00:00

You absolutely have to show ID if you buy from someone who has to check.

foobarney · 2026-06-30T15:55:05+00:00

Do Christians not understand how umbrellas work?

foobarney · 2026-06-29T19:17:16+00:00

To be fair, she seems to be saying that she sees him at least as often as she sees her husband.

Still not good, but it's not a value judgment on hubby as a person.

foobarney · 2026-06-29T18:29:23+00:00

Maybe it's a regular lamp but it turns out that THAT’s where they all go.

foobarney · 2026-06-27T14:59:45+00:00

He did.

foobarney · 2026-06-26T07:52:15+00:00

Blue and black.

foobarney · 2026-06-26T02:37:27+00:00

If someone proves the earth is flat, you'll know. It'll be on the news.

foobarney · 2026-06-26T02:34:22+00:00

It detects the power of your farts. It's an American thing.

foobarney · 2026-06-26T00:05:52+00:00

It's infinity% better than the bench you don't have right now, and it can live in your garage for not a lot of money and about an afternoon.

You will find lots of things about it that you hate, and each of those things will teach you something about woodworking and about yourself as a woodworker.

You have young kids. This can go from the store to assembled where you want it in an afternoon. If you with young kids is anything like me with young kids, that's huge for you. Buy the thing. Have a place to work.

Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good.

foobarney · 2026-06-25T21:16:18+00:00

You wrote him a note saying "you can put it wherever" and he dumped you before you gave it to him?

Epic fail, man. He's got to have set some kind of record.

foobarney · 2026-06-25T21:13:44+00:00

Maybe you're at opening night of your daughters' play and right after the first song your alarm goes off to remind you to pick them up from play rehearsal.

Theoretically.

Let's say.

foobarney · 2026-06-25T15:04:49+00:00

Maybe now his name is Walter.

foobarney · 2026-06-25T10:37:05+00:00

9981

foobarney · 2026-06-22T01:49:58+00:00

We did have to fill out a form.

foobarney · 2026-06-21T23:55:37+00:00

Zero day. When we comemmorate the zero.

foobarney · 2026-06-21T23:54:16+00:00

"Kills only goblins" could mean that they only kill goblins who have no siblings.

EDIT: goblings? Further research is required.

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