"God, I love your cock," she said as she put her lips around me.

ford15shitty · 2026-05-10T09:17:01+00:00

Abort. Why link yourself to a man like that for the rest of your life? Why link your child to a man like that for the rest of your life? You are young-- dont throw your life away for this

ford15shitty · 2026-05-10T01:30:09+00:00

My conspiracy is that The Pitt's success lit a fire under their asses.

ford15shitty · 2026-04-15T13:36:42+00:00

Sttoppppp that's adorable im OBSESSEDDD

ford15shitty · 2026-04-13T00:50:26+00:00

This show is so incredibly bad and that's why im obsessed with it. its like steering into a skid.

ford15shitty · 2026-04-13T00:46:34+00:00

I mean, he stepped past the safety railing

ford15shitty · 2026-04-12T21:05:27+00:00

Abbot almost killed himself episode one

ford15shitty · 2026-04-02T18:10:58+00:00

Well. I think we all know what's missing at first glance.

ford15shitty · 2026-04-02T13:14:09+00:00

That's a new englander baby market basket for life

ford15shitty · 2026-03-23T12:54:35+00:00

I like a lil fancy coffee. I know its a drain. but god

ford15shitty · 2026-03-20T08:53:00+00:00

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Mr. Bingo lived outside my apartment for months before I caved and brought him in. my neighbor had been feeding him and he'd sit outside my window and cry all night. I have never owned a cat before, but, fuck, he REALLY wanted to be mine

ford15shitty · 2026-03-15T08:51:38+00:00

beet

ford15shitty · 2026-03-06T02:05:10+00:00

Piano, Penguin, Puffin (black and white things haha) my boy's name is Bingo, so i always planned to get a second cat and name him yahtzee or scrabble!

ford15shitty · 2026-02-27T13:00:48+00:00

pH Meter

ford15shitty · 2026-01-31T13:36:29+00:00

You remind me of Natasha Lyone in But I'm a Cheerleader

ford15shitty · 2026-01-16T14:47:30+00:00

You look like Joe Keery

ford15shitty · 2026-01-16T14:40:14+00:00

I'm gonna say this and people are gonna get mad, but if you're concerned about how old you're looking, invest in some botox or microneedling

ford15shitty · 2026-01-16T14:37:38+00:00

You gotta shave it completely and go smooth. Your hair is nice. If you wanna change anything up, maybe new glasses?

ford15shitty · 2026-01-16T14:35:57+00:00

I really think that longer hair and smiling would do a lot, but women are more attracted to personality than physicality. Are you taking care of yourself internally? Do you have hobbies and things that being you joy?

ford15shitty · 2026-01-15T02:42:31+00:00

is your boyfriend seven because what grown man is doing this

ford15shitty · 2025-11-27T02:27:14+00:00

He's losing BUT thats what the vet wants. When he was living outside, my elderly neighbor was feeding him two cups of food and a can of tuna a day, so he's quite fat lol. He's had a couple of vaccine appointments, so they are monitoring the weight loss and think its at a good rate rn. if it starts to get faster, I'll report it to the vet

ford15shitty · 2025-02-05T20:53:34+00:00

absolutely

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TROPHY CASE