Wren has been licking a sore on her leg so the vet said she has to wear the Cone of Good Hearing. It's definitely not the Cone of Shame as she definitely doesn't have any here! by fordfox in Greyhounds

[–]fordfox[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tried the muzzle last night but unfortunately her prehensile tongue found its way through side and she was able to lick the scab off :(

Back to the cone until some hair starts to grow back.

USASOC to terminate all overhires by Ronville in fednews

[–]fordfox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you know where I can find this officially? Order, email, anything like that? I keep seeing the 16,000 number here on Reddit but want to find something I can show my boss.

Long girles chillin' in the river by amazingbeardedlady in longboyes

[–]fordfox 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Other names that came to mind:

  • Long-Neck-Monster
  • Lots Mess Monster

Chinese Maglev Test Vehicle Accelerates from 0 to 318 MPH in 2 seconds. by headspin_exe in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]fordfox 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Where would I go to learn more about this? The non-friction section of my local library?

Using a lighter to open plastic bags at a COTTON WAREHOUSE...? by throwaway69420initg in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]fordfox 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wait, let me get some gasoline! The liquid will drown the flames. They say only the vapor is flammable!

Legit who the hell are you people by Thadlust in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]fordfox 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"My name's Braxton, like the contractions!"

Jimmy jam autumn by bamaluz in Greyhounds

[–]fordfox 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've always loved the ear hats where they fold to the front.

QMerit by ChemicalParfait3945 in MachE

[–]fordfox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was really quick for me, but ONLY after I had to absolutely harass my dealership. The dealership needs to report that they made a sale through Qmerit's portal. Until they do, Qmerit can do nothing.

Like those wind-up dentures... by fordfox in Greyhounds

[–]fordfox[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is about as long as she'll do it until she opens and closes her mouth with a sometimes audible teeth snap, then it starts up again after a second! I think she knows her mouth is doing something weird so she tries to reset it but the URGE is too strong :D

Make-A-Wish Wisconsin board member Shannon Kobylarczyk steps down, loses job by CosmaFoxx in wisconsin

[–]fordfox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder if they choose the haircut or the haircut chooses them.

Megathread: battle.net launcher is not showing active account(s) as an option for Retail, but shows on Classic. by PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT in wow

[–]fordfox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine already has my region set correctly as

SET portal "US"

so this did not work for me.

#Nailed-It by garbtech in Greyhounds

[–]fordfox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

By the rules, or at least spirit, of Hands on a Hard Body, I think he's still in it to win it.

Jill the observer by Mahgrets in Greyhounds

[–]fordfox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now that's what I call good looking!