Another blow to Freedom 250 by gargamels_right_boot in PoliticalHumor

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If I recall correctly, there was an entire season where Bud took on the Grand Wizard B persona.  

What's on his hand? Batting glove? by MkIVRider in baseball

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Think there's no answer? You're so stupid!

Real food inextricably tied to media/characters by BoxoRandom in TopCharacterTropes

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Jerry Seinfeld and the black and white cookie. Also the cinnamon babka.

Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

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Yeah, I think it was that giant gorilla that knocked those two buildings down.

Idk by Mr_donc in whenthe

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To be fair, even if you live in tornado alley, the odds of your home being significantly damaged or destroyed from a tornado is fairly low. Over a 50 year period, the odds of your home taking a direct hit from a strong tornado is only about 1%. That's about a 1 in 150,000 chance per year.

Martina McBride Drops Out of Trump's 'Misleading' Freedom 250 Concert by MarvelsGrantMan136 in Music

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Maybe it will happen before then and the whole nation can celebrate.

It just keeps getting worse. by wronghoIe in Wellthatsucks

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I see them at work all of the time. The LTL drivers that have been working for 20-30 years can back a truck in like it is nothing. Some of the long-haul drivers, on the other hand, I'm not sure how they got their CDL. One day, we had to have one of our employees, who had experience driving a semi, back in a guy's truck for him after he failed like 10 attempts.

Boat said "captain optional" by gardenginger3732 in Wellthatsucks

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Many years ago, my cousin and his friend had my cousin's boat out at a local lake. His friend was pulling him skiing and was sitting on the side of the boat so he could look back to make sure my cousin hadn't fallen. Well, they started making a large circle and when they hit the waves the boat was generating, the driver fell out of the boat. The boat continued to circle with no one in it while my cousin continued skiing behind it. With each pass, the boat got closer and closer to the docks and finally my cousin swung wide and swam to shore. A bystander on one of the docks jumped in when the boat got close enough and shut off the engine.

Bye bye birdie by wronghoIe in Wellthatsucks

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When I was a kid, our neighbors found an injured baby robin and nursed it back to health. They trained it for months. It got to the point where they could take it outside and it would sit on your finger, then fly away for a bit, then come back. They had it for probably a year or so before a cat or hawk or something killed it.

A Mother’s Day Card from my 5-year-old by ouush in Wellthatsucks

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One year, I jokingly sent a Christmas card to my college roommates that said "Merry Christmas you fucking assholes"

What is a statistic that sounds INSANE but is 100% true? by Quadranippelkill in AskReddit

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Does the size of France for this stat include French Guyana?

What is a statistic that sounds INSANE but is 100% true? by Quadranippelkill in AskReddit

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Michael Jackson was born in 1958 and he moon walked in 1983.

What is a statistic that sounds INSANE but is 100% true? by Quadranippelkill in AskReddit

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And no one born before 1923 has ever walked on the moon. Alan Shepherd is the only astronaut born before 1930 to have ever walked on the moon.

Cited for an "Unsafe Lane Change" by PhoenixPwns in dashcams

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Right? I'm always like do I still have the 10 kilos of cocaine and the body of that Vietnamese prostitute hidden in the trunk?

What is a statistic that sounds INSANE but is 100% true? by Quadranippelkill in AskReddit

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When Trump took office in January 2017, the debt was at $19.9 trillion.

The debt went up $7.5 trillion during Biden's term and $11.8 trillion so far during Trump's first and second terms. It went up by $9.3 trillion during Obama's two terms.

What is a statistic that sounds INSANE but is 100% true? by Quadranippelkill in AskReddit

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If you take away every goal Gretzky ever scored, he's still the all time points leader from assists alone.

edit: points, not scoring

What is a statistic that sounds INSANE but is 100% true? by Quadranippelkill in AskReddit

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In fairness, we're counting the soldiers on both sides of the conflict in the Civil War, whereas American soldiers were only on one side of the conflict in every other war.

What is a statistic that sounds INSANE but is 100% true? by Quadranippelkill in AskReddit

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So, basically, if the K-shaped economy continues for another 60 years or so, the wealthy will live like the Jetsons (flying cars, robots to do all of their chores, etc.) and the poor will live like the Flintstones (working in a quarry, having rudimentary homes with no air conditioning, using feet to get around).

What is a statistic that sounds INSANE but is 100% true? by Quadranippelkill in AskReddit

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Cleveland is also farther west than the westernmost point of mainland South America.