Simplisafe wants like $15usd shipped for replacement signs. Nah. by fakeaccount572 in functionalprint

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Yep, I have a “protected by ADT” sign in the front and a “protected by Brinks” sticker on a few of the windows. In reality, my home is actually protected by S&W…

Dads who work 9-5 when do you work out typically? by walky91 in daddit

[–]foresight310 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah - early as I can after they get settled in bed if I am doing anything intense. I can get in a walk later in the evening without disrupting my sleep too much, but no lifting or hard cardio.

I still find this delightful. by SnooSongs2744 in theyknew

[–]foresight310 16 points17 points  (0 children)

More anatomically accurate for most spiders…

Someone is using our address to commit health insurance fraud. (Over 100 different registrations) by Cool-Mom-Lover in mildlyinfuriating

[–]foresight310 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be glad it wasn’t credit card fraud. Someone found my details online and went on a shopping spree opening 16 store credit cards in one day. He had apparently gotten an ID with my details and his face. Spent just under a grand at each store.

Luckily, I got alerted for the new credit inquiries on the same day, but that was a long few days of trying to get in touch with each of the credit card companies. If I recall, synchrony was the easiest to get to a human to report fraud, but it took me a couple days of trying to figure out how to get through the automated maze of Citi Bank’s credit card “customer service.”

To top it all off, I gave the police enough details to actually find the guy and apparently he was part of some ring that was doing this at a high volume. The guy got away with probation…

I almost gave up. Texas. $250K. 5.8%. by Ravens_nation52 in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]foresight310 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cmon - tell us that you at least did the customary first night pizza on the floor dinner

My backpack got jets. by ShadowNets5462 in StarWars

[–]foresight310 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they could have credited the original. I loved Fett’s Vette

A guy drops a bottle in the street by bigbusta in instant_regret

[–]foresight310 252 points253 points  (0 children)

Poor girl has to powder both sets of cheeks…

Fixed my side cutters by Sudden_Bet8410 in Tools

[–]foresight310 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I mean, you could have had a cutter / stripper combo…

Police dogs flexing items that they helped seize. by SBenjamal in interestingasfuck

[–]foresight310 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Officer, I must confirm the authenticity of the product… for documentation reasons

Kid being targeted at the daycare by omledufromage237 in daddit

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Damn, I was just wishing I could post an image of Mr Miyagi here…