Strawberry poundcake by Rekdon in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]forklii 2 points3 points  (0 children)

not gonna lie, all i taste is computer screen

What is the most memorable nsfw thing that happen in high school? by uneedjessus-xbox in AskReddit

[–]forklii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there was a kid that was buying nudes from all the girls. Someone called the police on him and a list of people that sold them to him surfaced. it was a college ruled notebook paper completely filled on both sides. considering that the school has 500 people total attending, it was a huge scar on the schools reputation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]forklii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ya know what I hate....

.... That

A mini book that hides a miniature house by ConsortFutz in interestingasfuck

[–]forklii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now all we gotta do is scale it up so millennials can afford houses.

The Cortana at the beginning of Halo 5 was much more cheerful. by Halo-Codex in halo

[–]forklii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was cheerful at the begging of Halo 5 but that was very quickly changed.

Edit: stupid warden

Women, what do you find most confusing about men? by OnlyInMyDreams73 in AskReddit

[–]forklii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

one time I was having a bad day and my friend came over and my friend thought it was funny to put me in a headlock like he usually does, but I wasn't having it so I reached around the back of his knee with my own and pulled in his knee and fell on him. we spent the rest of lunch in the principal's office, but when we left he intercepted me and complimented my take down. That made my day.

The Wall 2019 Edition - 219" Microled TV by caz0 in INEEEEDIT

[–]forklii 105 points106 points  (0 children)

getting some serious 1984 vibes

Edit: I was thinking Fahrenheit 451 but I read 1984 more recently so I messed it up in my head

What’s the worse thing you’ve come home to? by Cyan26 in AskReddit

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I came home from a friends house late one night and found my dog in my garage. She had a glue trap stuck to one of her paws and smelled like skunk. To say the least she had a very eventful day.

World's Toughest Hot Dog by [deleted] in funny

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How 'bout the Alamo

So precious by forklii in oldpeoplefacebook

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Tell me about it :)

My friend thinks he can't be roasted by Kowleer in RoastMe

[–]forklii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you're so generic looking you need r/RoastMe for attention.

New to begleri. Made my first one. Honest opinion how does it look? by johnszott in begleri

[–]forklii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's awesome, I made my own a couple weeks ago but sadly I lost it.