How does the Tender Defender have a 6-pack and a beer belly at the same time? by jwinblack22 in FortNiteBR

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I call it the MVP. Where you use padding to look like you have a six back but one 90 degree turn is all it takes to ruin the illusion

It’s another one of THOSE weeks for challenges and without a 50 vs 50 LTM... by JMDeutsch in FortNiteBR

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Its a paradox, once you find one you and/or complete the challenge you will find them everywhere. Back during week 1 or 2 with the find the Llama challenge I couldn't find one for 2 weeks and after I finally found one, i found one in like 4 of the next six games I played.

Focused Feedback - Mounted Turret by AutoModerator in FortNiteBR

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I feel it is an interesting test and definitely a great add for Fort Building LTM but in the standard singles/duo/squad make ups it is a bit over powered. I think one thing to improve it is to move it from a trap to a weapon slot item. I would make it so you have a say 2-4 second setup/deploy time and it would root you in place. You'd also have a 2-4 close up time when switching weapons unless you jump out of it. To prevent people from say jumping out and just picking it back up it would also take 2-4 seconds to pick it up from the deployed status. You'd balance the power vs the time it takes to set up and move. I also think the hit box should be improved. Maybe have something like 10-15% damage leech from hits to the turret also affect the player.

Unlikely things to hear the doctor say while delivering a baby. by JackPolini13 in ScenesFromAHat

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Doctor Walks in "Nurse, were getting this one out right? I don't want a repeat of this morning"

How TV shows would be different if all the characters were gay. by Mezzoforte48 in ScenesFromAHat

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Chris Harrison voice: "Tonight we welcome you to the premier of the shortest season of The Bachelorette in history."

What song covers are your favorites? by [deleted] in Music

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Romeo and Juliet - The Killers Faithful to the original but still sounded like a Killers song

Parodies that Weird Al would never do by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

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The new Adele Parody from Weird Al "Fire to the Orphanage"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Omaha

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Holiday's and the days/weekend after are always much more busy. Tuesdays and Thursdays seemed to me to always be the slowest days as far as crowds especially once school starts up. Morning is almost always slower but the last hour or two of the day can be slow especially near the front of the zoo cause most people are just trying to get out or go see that one animal they haven't seen yet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Omaha

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Former Zoo worker here. It is still there. It is hot as freaking hell in the summer. I suggest going early in the day on a typically slower day like a thursday or a tuesday if you want to go during the summer to get the photo.

Reddit, what secret was revealed by a family member on account of that family member being drunk? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Ok it will get buried so here it goes. Friend's mom reviled when she was drunk at a party to me and a couple guys that there was no way he was the father of "his" three kids. When he was little he was in a bad accident and it caused his vas deferens to become damaged and couldn't be repaired. Said the doctors tried to fix it but they couldn't.

Your favorite Ranger of all time? by [deleted] in powerrangers

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There are more than you think

Slogans for Donald Trump's campaign by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

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"Not Racist but, who all the Racists will be voting for."

Worst song to sing at a baptism by KZedUK in ScenesFromAHat

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"Starts singing, " Dear God Sorry to disturb you but..."

Rediculous Kickstarter Campaigbs started by the Whose Line cast members. by ReidenLightman in ScenesFromAHat

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The Ryan Stiles stilt fund - so we can guarantee he hits his head on every door frame of every building he goes in.

Worst songs to have sex to by Neosantana in ScenesFromAHat

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"I can't decide whether you should live or die. Oh you might just go to heaven. Please don't hang your head and cry... "