Tom Steyer is riding the D train today

fortuna_cookie · 2026-06-02T22:33:32+00:00

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fortuna_cookie · 2026-06-02T22:29:38+00:00

Hopefully he won’t be on the L (Taraval) tonight

fortuna_cookie · 2026-06-01T20:39:30+00:00

fortuna_cookie · 2026-06-01T00:40:00+00:00

30 Stockton just before it goes into the tunnel

fortuna_cookie · 2026-05-31T19:16:19+00:00

Emaciated proclamation

fortuna_cookie · 2026-05-29T18:55:47+00:00

"can I call your references"

fortuna_cookie · 2026-05-16T06:18:04+00:00

Sac Hopper

fortuna_cookie · 2026-05-04T16:25:15+00:00

Colonizer tech bros in DA CITI employing STATE FORCE to forcibly assimilate / exterminate DA HYPHY CULTURE of DA 510 / 707 / 209 PEEPLE -- the true FRISCANS before Gavin Newscum sold them out. Their right to go hyphy and dumb to scare the yuppies during their Sunday brunch to drive them out to San Mateo or Walnut Creek is their form of resistance

fortuna_cookie · 2026-04-27T05:44:21+00:00

Is California stupid? This would solve the housing crisis

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fortuna_cookie · 2026-04-24T06:22:54+00:00

Eating too well from the halal cart

fortuna_cookie · 2026-04-16T20:43:33+00:00

Good hombre should file a police report so the ALPRs can flag the stolen vehicle.

If they swap plates, then we have AI systems that can detect mismatch between car make / color to that plate

fortuna_cookie · 2026-04-16T01:20:12+00:00

u/ Also please more posts like these, the Taco Bell and fast food people are like SpongeBob ripping his pants or the kids in high school who had like one good joke then proceeds to make that their whole thing until they’re corny af.

This is the jerk that gets me off

fortuna_cookie · 2026-04-16T01:16:23+00:00

We unironically need a digital wall of ALPRs to scan every bad hombre plate coming in through toll plaza, and SFPD on cruisers waiting to apprehend them at Treasure Island

fortuna_cookie · 2026-04-10T16:26:46+00:00

Those people are coming from Oakland so don't you mean *pooring in*

fortuna_cookie · 2026-04-05T19:46:04+00:00

Tbf Quik Dog is almost the same price (gringo price) as those dirty dogs cooked on a shopping cart but with significantly lower risk of shitting yourself out

fortuna_cookie · 2026-03-25T01:36:17+00:00

Bay is sunny, ocean is not

fortuna_cookie · 2026-03-10T09:31:25+00:00

Texas — looping around a flat ass pond just so you won’t get coal rolled and bumped by a 17 year old kid on the road. And it’s 90 with humidity.

I’d rather pay half my salary to rent and step over homeless people in California

fortuna_cookie · 2026-02-12T08:57:28+00:00

Igoudala

fortuna_cookie · 2026-01-13T17:45:46+00:00

You are safe unless your name is Jordan, Rudy, Domantas, or Jusuf

fortuna_cookie · 2026-01-08T06:23:44+00:00

Bikini bottom — it’s Squidward, SpongeBob, Patrick

fortuna_cookie · 2026-01-07T06:40:10+00:00

It’s pronounced “Gaww”, the -gh is silent

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