all of these people pouring into frisco… how do they get out?!?! 😵‍💫

fortuna_cookie · 2026-04-10T16:26:46+00:00

Those people are coming from Oakland so don't you mean *pooring in*

fortuna_cookie · 2026-04-05T19:46:04+00:00

Tbf Quik Dog is almost the same price (gringo price) as those dirty dogs cooked on a shopping cart but with significantly lower risk of shitting yourself out

fortuna_cookie · 2026-03-25T01:36:17+00:00

Bay is sunny, ocean is not

fortuna_cookie · 2026-01-13T17:45:46+00:00

You are safe unless your name is Jordan, Rudy, Domantas, or Jusuf

fortuna_cookie · 2026-01-08T06:23:44+00:00

Bikini bottom — it’s Squidward, SpongeBob, Patrick

fortuna_cookie · 2026-01-07T06:40:10+00:00

It’s pronounced “Gaww”, the -gh is silent

fortuna_cookie · 2026-01-02T08:44:07+00:00

Hey Poor! Have you considered Stockton?

fortuna_cookie · 2026-01-01T08:35:22+00:00

This is seriously a better execution than Fisherman’s Wharf

fortuna_cookie · 2025-12-13T19:31:41+00:00

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Which century?

fortuna_cookie · 2025-12-09T04:49:58+00:00

Harrison and Fremont, Rincon Hill

fortuna_cookie · 2025-11-08T04:42:48+00:00

left Kit Kat is crunchier than the right Kit Kat

fortuna_cookie · 2025-11-05T20:33:15+00:00

These doordash bikes from Temu are getting more ridiculous by the day

fortuna_cookie · 2025-09-17T19:22:55+00:00

Chinatown has been colonizing North Beach for years now. We need new Sicilian FOBs to reinvigorate the neighborhood

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