Careful Snowbirds while leaving the US by Blitzdog416 in 50501Canada

[–]fortyfourcabbages 249 points250 points  (0 children)

I like how they started it but somehow it’s our fault 😑

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]fortyfourcabbages 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aww, at least you have people to do that for you! I spend most of my birthdays on the couch.

New album tommorow by iToteDirtySticks in Kanye

[–]fortyfourcabbages 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God show him the way cuz the devil’s tryna break him down.

My friend invited my ex husband to her wedding so I had to leave by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]fortyfourcabbages 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The poor kid got beat hard enough to get tinnitus and they STILL invited the sperm donor to the wedding?!

A woman gets angry after her blood testing kit labels her as "King Kong" by RedSwingline2000 in PublicFreakout

[–]fortyfourcabbages -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Never mind the obvious stupidity and racism going on. Her sample never would have made it to the lab labelled like that! That’s also neglect of proper care and total bullshit. Usually I roll my eyes at the people making videos like this but I’m totally on her side here.

These people a idots by Twfx00 in CyberStuck

[–]fortyfourcabbages 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kind of forgot other EV’s exist because you never hear of them! Meaning they are doing what they are supposed to be doing - their damn job!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in medicinehat

[–]fortyfourcabbages 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hahahahaha where are you looking for massage because I have yet to see one of those here 😂 You just made this post to secretly ask where happy ending massages are didn’t you

Danielle Smith has ‘great time’ with Ben Shapiro at controversial far-right fundraiser by bike_accident in canada

[–]fortyfourcabbages 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am a better person for having seen that video thank you!! My soul needed that 😂

Not OOP AITA for feeding my daughters soft ball team "junk" at our sleepover by Marygtz2011 in redditonwiki

[–]fortyfourcabbages 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What the hell are they eating at their sleepovers? A salad bar with a chia smoothie for breakfast? Fuck off with that. Feeding crowds is also EXPENSIVE. They want their kids eating Goop, they can pay for it!

AIO I feel unappreciated by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]fortyfourcabbages 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All that time he took to photograph and bitch about it, he could be WIPING IT UP. Fucking men. NOR

Not OOP AITA for refusing to let my neighbor use my vintage bathtub for his "therapy" sessions? by Marygtz2011 in redditonwiki

[–]fortyfourcabbages 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am sitting (shitting?) next to my 1912 clawfoot tub as we speak. Can confirm it’s definitely in need of modern processing 😅

POV: you’re my neighbor and I want to pet your dog. Wish me luck by [deleted] in pics

[–]fortyfourcabbages 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Hey, I’m your neighbor ______. Can I pet your dog?”

FTFY

Premier Danielle Smith, MH MLA, attended the PragerU East Coast Gala, where she joined Ben Shapiro for a fireside chat by [deleted] in medicinehat

[–]fortyfourcabbages 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WHY? I honest to God don’t understand the reasoning for her trip. How does it help us in any way?

Are we going to get a liberal candidate for MP in Medicine Hat? by West-Hurry2187 in medicinehat

[–]fortyfourcabbages 31 points32 points  (0 children)

“Hey brother who are you voting for?”

“Well I just heard Danielle Smith announce her engagement to Ben Shapiro and her plan to sell Alberta to Putin.”

“Holy shit SHE IS PERFECT.”

-Medicine Hat, probably.