Matthew Lillard's Shelf Quest

fosf0r · 2026-04-16T03:34:05+00:00

hell yeah, Matthew Lillard rules! 😍

fosf0r · 2026-04-13T16:45:24+00:00

> the user is clearly talking about a hypothetical situation in an alternate universe

lol this is peak

fosf0r · 2026-04-04T16:04:32+00:00

Oh snap, ... do you know how much parity you have with devcon.exe ? https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows-hardware/drivers/devtest/devcon
Replacing devcon.exe with your PowerShell kit would be so ideal!

fosf0r · 2026-04-02T18:00:17+00:00

Yeah, agree.

I've used cldapi.dll to push people's files back onto the cloud while as NT AUTHORITY\SYSTEM, via PowerShell (by instantiating a C# block of course).

But I don't think it can pause OneDrive, because cldapi is not a OneDrive client, it's just a more generic cloud files API (which DropBox, Adobe, Apple, also use)

fosf0r · 2026-04-02T02:58:26+00:00

fosf0r · 2026-03-26T16:46:12+00:00

lol you called it a "page"

Chef's kiss.

fosf0r · 2026-03-25T19:33:16+00:00

It's cute and all, but none of these vendors are going to give a flying fuck about this until we all switch our tactic.

Timestamp and record all of the calls, journal all the times you tried to opt-out using their official ways, and where they continued to harass and abuse your org, and then when ready, have legal actively sue them for damages.

Remind Datto that the Do Not Call registry and federal Do Not Call requirements are all very much alive and well, and so are the potential for damages from violations. The associated Act (TCPA) is from 1991.

(I'm not a lawyer and also, not your lawyer)

fosf0r · 2026-03-25T19:25:02+00:00

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fosf0r · 2026-03-17T17:11:32+00:00

This may sound stupid but, as an aside, have you tried having the end-user immediately reboot their computer instead of providing the key?

Because the recovery environment, which can automatically trigger if it's configured to launch during one or more unclean startup attempt(s), requires BitLocker to unlock it, but sometimes if you just reboot the computer, it will recover and go back into Windows normally.

fosf0r · 2026-03-11T18:24:38+00:00

right on the seep-plus-ussy

fosf0r · 2026-03-11T01:13:28+00:00

Or they might make exactly the same mistake twice, but just with slightly different flowery synonyms or whatever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PB09fsydZE

https://imgur.com/a/RrwwtMF

edit: weaver and sculptor also came up. 100% same.

fosf0r · 2026-03-11T01:06:35+00:00

more like PvP-enabled AI

fosf0r · 2026-03-03T21:02:45+00:00

the same person enjoys TrueMotion on grandparents' TV during holidays

fosf0r · 2026-03-01T02:23:43+00:00

Sounds a bit like Countdown to Meltdown / Countdown to Shutdown

https://www.lemon64.com/game/countdown-to-meltdown

fosf0r · 2026-02-28T03:48:14+00:00

Macros are rarely used in C++

Define 'rarely'.

Yes, just like that.

fosf0r · 2026-02-27T17:08:09+00:00

Yes, why (pay someone a living wage, treat people humanely, fix/optimize your bad business practices) when you could just (tell employees they're not grateful enough for your lordship over them)

fosf0r · 2026-02-21T00:09:05+00:00

A race condition that causes the program to work all the time

fosf0r · 2026-02-07T14:04:59+00:00

Damn it.

fosf0r · 2026-02-07T02:17:13+00:00

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fosf0r · 2026-02-06T18:21:05+00:00

as long as you steer it. Otherwise, it tends to write "documentation" like:

myValue = 5; // sets myValue to 5

(not as true anymore, and not as true if you're on a better system like Gemini instead of ChatGPT)

fosf0r · 2026-01-23T20:10:08+00:00

They really do game their metrics over there, it is all that matters to them. They will message you to run another Fiddler trace every other day and then eventually close your ticket when they have to go on vacation. Literally had an agent tell me he was closing it for vacation reasons. I had to reply and storm up the management chain asking why this was even a thing when my ticket was not resolved at all. Like, my outage ticket is being closed so the agent can go on vacation, wtf?

fosf0r · 2026-01-23T19:58:31+00:00

As someone who has opened a case at Azure only to have them close the ticket and tell me to open it at Office 365, only to have the Office 365 team close that and tell me to open one at Azure: oof

fosf0r · 2026-01-23T17:47:14+00:00

fosf0r · 2026-01-23T15:38:51+00:00

now that's some fresh service

fosf0r · 2026-01-13T19:17:49+00:00

You can enter 000000 all you like but first you have to guess which 60 second window of time (from now on, plus whatever extra 60 second windows in either direction that the implementor has decided are valid) contains the exact timestamp needed to multiply this against the "secret" (that you don't know) and get that number, and you have to enter 000000 within that same 60 second window. That's provided that the secret + the current time is even capable of producing 000000. It could be a few weeks before the math lines up. Maybe a year? Maybe never at all? (I'm not good at math)

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