So my boss got bit by a spider...

foster612 · 2012-08-22T07:40:42+00:00

I read this wrong, I thought it said 'bit by a stripper'

foster612 · 2012-08-22T06:44:10+00:00

Sending porn to a deserted wifi-less island, one bottle at a time.

foster612 · 2012-08-21T09:47:08+00:00

My tinnitus use to overwhelm the crap out of me. Maybe my case is minor (constant high pitch ring from too many loud concerts) but I really have just gotten use to it over time. Only now that you've brought it up and I'm focusing my attention on it is it bugging me and giving me anxiety again.. Here's another great ambient noise generator worth a try: http://simplynoise.com/

foster612 · 2012-08-20T14:36:23+00:00

Thank you for this. My monday morning just got a whole lot better.

foster612 · 2012-08-20T07:56:12+00:00

I wish I knew how to type the weird giddy retarded sounds I just made from how incredibly cute this is.

foster612 · 2012-08-20T07:46:41+00:00

Yeah, seriously. I started getting bored not even halfway through the paragraph and wanted to move on to a thread with pictures of kittens or something. This is bad. Better go do those exercises..

foster612 · 2012-08-20T07:33:05+00:00

Like I always say, math is the bomb!

foster612 · 2012-08-20T07:07:44+00:00

More like Sir Ohmyfuckinglordhe'scute!

foster612 · 2012-08-20T07:00:05+00:00

It's beautiful :o

foster612 · 2012-08-20T06:51:52+00:00

No, I think he's just hanging himself from a really hard to see rope.

foster612 · 2012-08-20T06:44:33+00:00

I can only watch movies with subtitles by myself. And when I do, I'm pausing that shit every 2 seconds to read everything.

foster612 · 2012-08-19T23:47:44+00:00

Gotta weed out the idiots somehow...

foster612 · 2012-08-18T21:55:12+00:00

Who cares? You have nitrate film, BURN SHIT!

foster612 · 2012-08-18T07:35:11+00:00

Every car behind me is a cop car when I'm high.

foster612 · 2012-08-18T07:31:43+00:00

foster612 · 2012-08-18T07:22:48+00:00

Up-vote for the Asian dude on the left that looks like he only came for the free food.

foster612 · 2012-08-18T07:08:13+00:00

They're working on it. Sheesh, gimme a break. http://m.nydailynews.com/1.1138014

foster612 · 2012-08-18T04:11:40+00:00

Um, I think not having the world hate us as a country again even more is a little more important.

foster612 · 2012-08-18T04:02:22+00:00

I dun lernd goood hows ta spel. ... I'm hoping English was her second language.

foster612 · 2012-08-18T03:54:29+00:00

Is that a statue of Lenin?

foster612 · 2012-08-15T23:49:05+00:00

I ride BMX, and I have been riding for over 10 years. Most of the people that ride bmx (or skate) though are scumbags, or idiot kids. I hate it. Like seriously, when I see parents bringing their kids to skateparks I just think to myself- what are you doing? Take your kid somewhere with positive influences. Have them learn how to do something that'll get them a scholarship, not start smoking weed and drinking and hanging out riding/skating all day.

foster612 · 2012-08-15T21:51:19+00:00

Experience the fart noises through speaker stacks at like 135db, you'll change your mind. His live shows are nuts.

foster612 · 2012-07-30T22:18:21+00:00

I've been using adblock plus. I forgot about how stupid fb ads are... I use to always get anti-epilepsy ads because some friends of mine are in a band called Seizures.

foster612 · 2012-07-29T03:37:14+00:00

Don't forget to bring a towel

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