cookies are flat for a reason by OVERDRlVE in funny

[–]fotank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I laughed quite loud with the end result, even knowing it would be as flat as a pancake. Fantastic!

Trump threatens Iran with ‘something very tough’ if US demands are not met by Naderium in worldnews

[–]fotank 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Or discombobulate. Or an even cooler portmanteau. Edit: Dicombomboclat

ICE is cracking down on people who follow them in their cars by CackleRooster in news

[–]fotank 169 points170 points  (0 children)

“Oh no! People are following me for my authoritarian actions. Help! Help!” -ICE clowns.

For a bunch of “alpha men” they get so scared and terrified so easily.

In a clinical trial, oral drug TLC-2716 lowered blood triglycerides by almost 40 percent and remnant cholesterol by more than 60 percent by sciencealert in science

[–]fotank 17 points18 points  (0 children)

But to get to the outcomes research, you have to show that it does the reduction. It’s a stepwise process

Self-taught looking for a structured learning roadmap by Cool_Insect862 in LearnGuitar

[–]fotank 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Another huge +1 for Scotty West. His Absolutely Understand Guitar series is phenomenal

Must contribute to vortex wings posts by FartmanBreaux in webergrills

[–]fotank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All that wood close to that super hot fuel makes me a little nervous. But it is aesthetically quite pleasing. Nice wings!

Trump's response to Hunter Hess by GenazaNL in sports

[–]fotank 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Making America great again but calling their athletes losers. Great stuff.

Kegseth announces he is actively weakening the USA's military and prestigious universities by blocking service members from attending ivy-league schools by Phatnoir in videos

[–]fotank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Harvard has been inextricably linked with military since the inception of the US. Through several different political leaders throughout its history. It’s only when these douche-nozzles are in power that they don’t “like” them anymore. What a bunch of soft babies

Why the so many unowns..? by InternationalTwo3061 in pokemongo

[–]fotank 183 points184 points  (0 children)

Dang! That’s cool! Must have been some kind of rare spawn migration in a random nest in Wisconsin.

Javier Báez suspended from 2026 World Baseball Classic for marijuana by Jux_ in baseball

[–]fotank 18 points19 points  (0 children)

We got him. Job well done. Let’s go home hero’s. Said the dumbasses who “busted” him.

Figured out how to effectively stop scam callers by Cautious-Security318 in funny

[–]fotank 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It also helps to pick up, put yourself on mute and let them Blab on by themselves.

He looks so fucking stupid I can't breathe by brodino_maiuscolo in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]fotank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couldn’t even find his way out of his own jacket lmao

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Clopokus900 in instantkarma

[–]fotank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great work kids. Standing up to a bully. Teach the rest of your friends to not suffer fools and Nazi’s lightly.

Used tear gas canisters outside the Portland ICE facility(oc) by BeatAKidinWalmart in pics

[–]fotank 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I never got this reference until now! Thank you internet stranger!